Mel Smith credited as playing...
The Albino
- Westley: Where am I?
- The Albino: [raspy voice] The Pit of Despair! Don't even think...
- [clears throat]
- The Albino: ... don't even think about trying to escape. The chains are far too thick. Don't dream of being rescued, either; the only way in is secret. Only the Prince, the Count, and I know how to get in and out.
- Westley: So I'm here till I die?
- The Albino: Until they kill you, yeah.
- Westley: Then why bother curing me?
- The Albino: Well, the Prince and Count always insist on everyone being healthy before they're broken.
- Westley: So it's to be torture?
- The Albino: [nods enthusiastically]
- Westley: I can cope with torture.
- The Albino: [shakes head enthusiastically]
- Westley: Don't believe me?
- The Albino: You survived the Fire Swamp, so you must be very brave, but no one withstands The Machine.