Michael Kenworthy credited as playing...
Jesse Wilson
- Jesse Wilson: Hello? Hello, is there anybody out there? Come in, come in. Can you hear me? Is anybody out there? Hello? Can you tell us where to go?
- Special Zombie: Come to the hospital.
- Jesse Wilson: Sure, we'll be right there!
- Doc Mandel: Hold it, hold it! Uh, pardon me, but would you mind telling me who the President of the United States is?
- Special Zombie: Um, Harry Truman.
- Jesse Wilson: Who's Harry Truman?
- Tom Essex: They want brains, we'll give them brains.
- Tom Essex: [finds Lucy raiding her grandfather's gun cabinet] You know how to uh, use one of those?
- Lucy Wilson: You *do* know how to pull a trigger, don't you?
- Tom Essex: Sure, do you?
- Jesse Wilson: She's junior class champion for the whole state.
- Lucy Wilson: Here's yours.
- [gives him a Winchester rifle]
- Jesse Wilson: Oh terrific, great, what can I shoot with this, mice?
- [later, puts the rifle back and gets a Smith and Wesson Model 27/28]
- Jesse Wilson: Go ahead, make my night.
- Jesse Wilson: Doctor Mandel, open up!
- Doc Mandel: [opens door] Oh, it's you. Why aren't you out playing in the traffic? How'd you get in here, what seems to be the problem?
- Tom Essex: Where're the keys to your car?
- Doc Mandel: Why? Are we going for a ride?
- [hears zombies screaming outside]
- Doc Mandel: There seem to be hooligans terrorizing the neighborhood.
- Lucy Wilson: No, it's the dead, they've come back to life!
- Doc Mandel: Dead? Dead what?
- Tom Essex: People! We need your car!
- Doc Mandel: Well it sounds to me like you need a hearse.
- Lucy Wilson: [having electrified hordes of living dead]
- [lovingly]
- Lucy Wilson: I hate you... you little shit
- Jesse Wilson: [mutually] I hate you too
- [she pecks his forehead]
- Billy: There it is.
- [a mausoleum]
- Jesse Wilson: That's the clubhouse?
- Billy: Yeah, you wanna make something of it?
- Jesse Wilson: No, it's great.
- Billy: Okay then, come on.
- Jesse Wilson: Hey wait a second... who's buried in here?
- Billy: Come on, I'll show you inside.
- Johnny: [about a chemical drum] Hey, look at this.
- [wipes off dirt revealing the Army contact information]
- Johnny: What do you think?
- Billy: Don't know, might be supplies.
- Johnny: What kind of?
- Billy: I don't know. Ammo maybe. Combat stuff. Hey, check this out.
- [wipes dirt off keypad]
- Jesse Wilson: I don't think you should be playing around with that.
- Billy: Shut up, wimp. Finders keepers, right?
- Johnny: Yeah.
- Brenda: [the hospital is empty] Anybody here?
- Jesse Wilson: [tries phone] Dead.
- Lucy Wilson: Don't say that word.
- Tom Essex: Why? Dammit why? Where'd they all go?
- Brenda: Hello? Where is everybody?
- Jesse Wilson: When are you guys going to wake up? Nobody can help us except...
- Doc Mandel: A trained physician, such as myself. Hold this my son, thank you very much. Ah, yes yes yes.
- Brenda: What what what?
- Doc Mandel: [to Joey and Ed] When did you two have your last bowel movement? Hmm? Do you happen to know what a catheter is?
- Jesse Wilson: They gotta have police here, emergency stuff, somebody somewhere!
- Tom Essex: I'll take a look around town.
- Jesse Wilson: Not without me!
- Lucy Wilson: You! Stay put!
- Jesse Wilson: No way, I saw it, I'm the one who knows stuff.
- Tom Essex: Kid's got a point.
- Lucy Wilson: Ha! That'll be the day.
- Tom Essex: Come on, cut it out you two. If we're going let's go together, we'll be a team.
- Jesse Wilson: Teams suck.
- [storms off]