Brian Doyle-Murray credited as playing...
Earl Cross
- Earl Cross: All day long, I listen to people give me excuses why they can't work... 'My back hurts,' 'my legs ache,' 'I'm only four!' The sooner he learns life isn't handed to him on a silver platter, the better!
- Earl Cross: Here Francis, I've got something for you. Merry Christmas!
- Frank as Child: A choo-choo train?
- Earl Cross: No, it's five pounds of veal.
- Frank as Child: But Daddy I asked Santa for a choo-choo.
- Earl Cross: Then go out and get a job and buy a choo-choo.