Marshall Bell credited as playing...
Webster
- Julius Benedict: Wait a minute. You forgot the third rule in a crisis situation.
- Webster: What third rule?
- Vincent Benedict: Third rule?
- Julius Benedict: Yeah, third rule.
- Vincent Benedict: [notices the crane above Webster] Oooh! The third rule.
- Webster: What's the third rule?
- Julius Benedict, Vincent Benedict: Duck!
- [Vincent hits the crane switch which drops a pile of chains on Webster burying him]
- Vincent Benedict: Yo! Holy shmoly! Now there's a man with a lot on his mind.
- Burt Klane: [knocking at the door] Open up, Vince. Come on, we know you're in there, we just wanna talk to you.
- Bob Klane: [Klane Brothers come bursting in] Howdy!
- Burt Klane: [to Webster] Who are you?
- Webster: That's not really important, is it? I was just feeding the cat and then I was gonna leave.
- Burt Klane: [Firmly] I asked you a question.
- Webster: Well who are you?
- Bob Klane: We're the Klane Brothers. That's Burt, this is Morris, and I'm Bob.
- Webster: Interesting gene pool.
- Burt Klane: Don't cast aspersions of my family.
- Webster: Oh I beg your pardon, but you're looking for Vince Benedict, right?
- Burt Klane: Right.
- Webster: My Vince Benedict?
- [Burt and Morris look at one another]
- Webster: So what difference does it make who I am?
- Webster: [On Vince's trail, Webster has come to his house, and finds it empty, save for Julius, the cat] Well what have we here? What a cute little kitty! So, where's Daddy?
- Webster: [Picking up the cat, he finds the information Vince wrote down in the trash basket. He holds it up to read it] Well, well, well. Thank you very much...