Lou Hirsch credited as playing...
Baby Herman
- Eddie Valiant: A ladies' man, eh?
- Baby Herman: The problem is I got a fifty year old lust and a three year old dinky.
- Eddie Valiant: Yeah. Must be tough.
- Baby Herman: Look, Valiant, the rabbit didn't kill Acme. He's not a murderer, I should know, he's a dear friend of mine. I tell ya Valiant, the whole thing stinks like yesterday's diapers. Look at this. The papers said Acme left no will.
- [Tosses Eddie a Newspaper which shows Marvin Acme with a will in the pocket of his shirt]
- Baby Herman: That's a load of succotash. Any toon knows Acme had a will. He promised to leave Toontown to us toons. That will is the real reason he got bumped off.
- Eddie Valiant: Has anybody ever seen this will?
- Baby Herman: Ah, no. But he gave us his solemn oath.
- Eddie Valiant: If you think that guy could do anything solemn, the gag's on you, pal.
- Baby Herman: I just thought that since you were the one who got my pal in trouble, you might wanna help get him out. I can pay ya.
- Eddie Valiant: [angry] Save your money for a pair of elevator shoes!
- [pushes stroller]
- Baby Herman: Hey hey hay, Valiant, wait!
- [cigar falls to floor as stroller hits woman]
- Baby Herman: My stogie!
- [sees ruined cigar]
- Baby Herman: WAAAAAAAA-HAHAHAHAAAAAA! WAAAAAAAAAAAAH! WAAAAAA...
- [as they're filming a Baby Herman Cartoon, things go wrong at the point when the Refrigerator gets dropped on Roger's head]
- Raoul J. Raoul: Cut! Cut, cut, cut, cut, CUT!
- Baby Herman: What the hell was wrong with THAT take?
- Raoul J. Raoul: Nothing with you, Baby Herman. You were great. You were perfect. You were BETTER than perfect! It's Roger, he keeps BLOWING HIS LINES! Roger, what is this?
- Roger Rabbit: A tweeting bird.
- Raoul J. Raoul: "A tweeting bird." Roger, read this script. Look what it says. It says, "Rabbit gets klunked, rabbit sees STARS." Not birds, STARS!
- Baby Herman: For crying out loud, Roger, I don't know how many times we have to do this damn scene! Raoul, I'll be in my trailer, taking a nap!
- [Walks between a woman's legs]
- Baby Herman: 'Scuse me, toots.