Stubby Kaye credited as playing...
Marvin Acme
- [Eddie Valiant sits down at the Ink and Paint Club; Marvin Acme squirts ink from his pen on Eddie's shirt and laughs]
- Eddie Valiant: You think that's funny?
- Marvin Acme: It's a panic!
- Eddie Valiant: [grabs Acme by the lapels] You won't think it's funny when I stick that pen up your nose!
- Marvin Acme: Now, calm down, son, will ya? Look, the stain is gone. It's disappearing ink.
- [the stain fades away]
- Marvin Acme: No hard feelings, I hope. Listen, I'm...
- Eddie Valiant: I know who you are. Marvin Acme, The guy that owns Toontown, the Gag King.
- Marvin Acme: If it's Acme, it's a gasser. Put 'er there, pal.
- [shakes hands with Eddie, who feels a shock]
- Marvin Acme: The hand buzzer. Still our biggest seller.
- Marvin Acme: Over here, Jessica. I have everything ready. Right here, on the bed.
- Jessica Rabbit: Oh, not now, Marvin. I have a headache.
- Marvin Acme: But Jessica, you promised.
- Jessica Rabbit: Oh, all right. But this time, take off that hand buzzer.