Phil Hartman credited as playing...
Troy McClure • Lionel Hutz • 'Look at that stupid kid!' • Barfly • Bill Clinton • Cable Guy • Charlton Heston • Commercial Announcer #2 • Congressman • Duff Gardens Commercial Voice-Over • Evan Conover • Fat Tony • Football Commentator • Godfather • Heavenly Voice • Horst • Hospital Chairman • Joey • Lyle Lanley • Man in Radio Commercial • Mexican wrestling announcer • Mobster • Moses • Nelson's Dad • Plato • Smooth Jimmy Apollo • Stockbroker • Tom • Tuesday Night Live Announcer
- Horst: [the new German owners of the power plant have not yet decided whether to keep Homer on] You've been safety inspector for two years now. What initiatives have you spearheaded in that time?
- Homer: Uh... all of them.
- Horst: [Horst and Hans glance at one another] I... see. Then you must have some good ideas for the future as well?
- Homer: I sure do!
- Hans: [after Homer fails to elaborate] Such as?
- Homer: Well, er... well, I wish the candy machine wasn't so picky about taking beat-up dollar bills.
- [Hans and Horst exchange another look, this time Homer picks up on it and begins to squirm under their glare]
- Homer: Because... a lot of workers really like candy.
- Horst: We understand Homer. After all, we are from the land of chocolate.
- Homer: Mmmmm... the land of chocolate.
- [Homer starts daydreaming about living in a world of chocolate until Hans' voice jolts him out of it]
- Hans: Mr Simpson? Mr Simpson?
- Homer: Oh, I'm sorry. We were talking about chocolate.
- Horst: [irritably] That was ten minutes ago.
- Troy McClure: l hate every ape I see
- Troy McClure: From chimpanA to chimpanZ
- Troy McClure: So you'll never make
- Troy McClure: A monkey out of me!
- Lionel Hutz: [Monorail criticism] I could answer your question, Lisa, but you and I would be the only ones in this room who'd understand. And I'm including your Teacher in that.
- Troy McClure: [because Troy needs glasses to drive, he keeps hitting parked cars] Hey, these guys are all over the road!