Kim Basinger credited as playing...
Vicki Vale
- Vicki Vale: What do you want?
- The Joker: My face on the one dollar bill.
- Vicki Vale: You must be joking.
- The Joker: Do I look like I'm joking?
- Vicki Vale: A lot of people think you're as dangerous as the Joker.
- Batman: He's psychotic.
- Vicki Vale: Some people say the same thing about you.
- Batman: What people?
- Vicki Vale: Well, I mean, let's face it. You're not exactly normal, are you?
- Batman: It's not exactly a normal world, is it?
- Vicki Vale: [distracting Joker] Mr. Joker, you say such beautiful things. Oh, you're so powerful. And purple! Oh, I love purple.
- Batman: Excuse me.
- [Joker looks]
- Batman: Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?
- [punches him]
- Vicki Vale: He's really wonderful? He loves you a lot.
- Bruce Wayne: Alfred's a great one. I Couldn't find my socks without him.
- The Joker: I've recently had a tragedy in my life. Alicia...
- [lays the mask that Alicia wore on the table]
- The Joker: ...threw herself out of the window.
- Vicki Vale: Oh, my God.
- The Joker: But, you can't make an omelette without breaking some eggs.
- [breaks the mask and starts giggling]
- Vicki Vale: I just gotta know, are we gonna try to love each other?
- Bruce Wayne: I'd like to. But he's out there right now. And I've gotta go to work.
- Vicki Vale: My pictures, your words: Pulitzer Prize material. Just think...
- Knox: Okay, you're a visionary. You're also the only one who believes me. I need something tangible. Gordon's got a file on this. I can't even get him on the phone.
- Vicki Vale: Bruce Wayne's benefit, he'll be there, right?
- Knox: Yeah, yeah. I... I don't seem to be on the guest list.
- [rummaing through papers on his desk]
- Knox: No. No.
- [she shows him two invitations]
- Knox: Yes! Yes! Uh, Vale, will you marry me?
- Vicki Vale: Nope.
- Knox: Will you buy me lunch?
- Vicki Vale: Maybe.
- Knox: I eat light.
- [last lines]
- Alfred Pennyworth: Mr. Wayne told me to tell you that he might be a little late.
- Vicki Vale: [nods] Mm. I'm not a bit surprised.
- Bruce Wayne: [introducing himself] Hi, Bruce Wayne
- Vicki Vale: Are you sure?
- Bruce Wayne: Yeah, this time.
- Knox: So, uh, what brings you here?
- Vicki Vale: I'm here to see some of the wildlife in Gotham City.
- Knox: Wildlife?
- Vicki Vale: Mm-hmm.
- Knox: Like what?
- Vicki Vale: Like... bats.
- Knox: [thinking it's a prank] Who sent you?
- Vicki Vale: I've loved you since I met you. But I don't know what to think of all this. I really don't.
- Bruce Wayne: Look, sometimes I don't know what to think about this. It's just something I have to do.
- Vicki Vale: Why?
- Bruce Wayne: Because nobody else can. Look, I tried to avoid all this, but I can't. This is how it is. It's not a perfect world.
- Vicki Vale: It doesn't have to be a perfect world. I just gotta know, are we gonna try to love each other?
- Bruce Wayne: I'd like to. But he's out there right now and I've gotta go to work.
- Vicki Vale: What about *your* family?
- Bruce Wayne: Well, actually, Alfred is my family.
- Vicki Vale: You know, this house and all this stuff really doesn't seem like you at all.
- Bruce Wayne: Some of it is very much me. Some of it isn't.
- Vicki Vale: What can I do for you?
- The Joker: Oh, little song, little dance. Batman's head on a lance.
- Vicki Vale: I'm reading your stuff.
- Alexander Knox: Well, I'm reading yours.
- Vicki Vale: Hi! I'm Vicki Vale.
- [last lines]
- Alfred Pennyworth: Oh, I regret to inform you that master Wayne is going to be a little late tonight.
- Vicki Vale: [grinning] I'm not at all surprised.