Darlene Love credited as playing...
Trish Murtaugh
- Trish Murtaugh: [holds up a gold pen] Is this your pen?
- Martin Riggs: Thanks,
- [takes it]
- Martin Riggs: I keep losing it.
- [he goes back to cuting up the vegetables]
- Trish Murtaugh: Something's wrong.
- Martin Riggs: Naw, not really, just another goddamn pen.
- [He ignores her for awhile]
- Trish Murtaugh: You were saying about the pen.
- Martin Riggs: Oh, it just reminds me of something thats all.
- Trish Murtaugh: Reminds you of what?
- Martin Riggs: Ah, reminds me of the night Vicki was killed.
- Trish Murtaugh: [pause] I didn't mean to push.
- Martin Riggs: Hang on that ok, we never talked about this did we.
- [pauses]
- Martin Riggs: Well, I supposed to be meeting her for dinner and you know one of those romantic dinners for two. I was up to my eyeballs in work and I forgot about the whole thing.
- [puts the cut up vegetables into a pot]
- Martin Riggs: I guess she waited in the restaurant for an hour before she decided to drive home alone. It was midnight before I got home, I got home to a ringing phone, so naturally I answered it. They told me she was killed in a car crash.
- [pauses]
- Martin Riggs: I should have been driving, I guess we would have been all right, huh. Anyway I remember falling down on my knees and I started shaking all over and I remember thinking I'm losing it, I'm losing it. So there I was lying on the living room floor. Lying there and I'm seeing under the couch and I see this gold pen. Gold pen just lying under the couch, I've been looking, haven't seen it in two months, there it is.
- [laughs slightly]
- Martin Riggs: She wasn't much of a housekeeper. And this voice goes off inside my head, kind a like a drill instructor, I really heard it. It said GET UP NOW. I didn't feel like it but I got up, muscles were still working and I drove to the hospital and identified her in the morgue and signed her out with my gold pen.
- Roger Murtaugh: [walks in] Gold pen? Hey, Trish found one in the laundry the other day.
- [Trish and Martin look at each other]
- Roger Murtaugh: [furious after watching Rianne's condom commercial] Trish, take the kids upstairs.
- Carrie Murtaugh: Daddy, we learn about this every day in Human Development. Chill out.
- Roger Murtaugh: [shouts] Hu- human what? Human Development what? Trish?
- Carrie Murtaugh: Development, Daddy. Chill out!
- Roger Murtaugh: Human Development!
- Trish Murtaugh: Come on, guys, upstairs, upstairs!
- Nick Murtaugh: Hey, Hey, what's that your eating dad?
- Roger Murtaugh: My tuna fish sandwich
- Trish Murtaugh, Rianne Murtaugh, Nick Murtaugh, Carrie Murtaugh: TUNA!
- Carrie Murtaugh: Daddy, you can't eat tuna
- Roger Murtaugh: I can't eat what
- Carrie Murtaugh: Mom, dad killed flipper
- Trish Murtaugh: [as Rianne points to her shirt] We're boycotting tuna honey because they kill the dolphins that get's caught in the nets, ONLY albacore
- Roger Murtaugh: Alba what
- Nick Murtaugh: why don't have a ham sandwich
- Martin Riggs: Hey, eat Miss Piggy instead
- Rianne Murtaugh: [Rianne laughs and accidentally slaps Martin in the face] Oh, I'm sorry
- Martin Riggs: It's only my eye
- Roger Murtaugh: [to Martin] Ha, Ha, Ha