Morris Codman
Ian Clarity
Debby Cosgrove
God
Peggy
Brendan Collins (as Chuck Pfeifer)
Rev. Billy Bob McElroy
Joe French
Herman Whipple
Sam
Mrs. Codman
Lucas
Beggar
TV Host
Jose Torres (as Jose Torres)
Tom
Dave
Nerd #1
Nerd #2
Gladys
Joseph
Indian (as Regal Kahn)
Exec #1
Exec #2
Hood #1
Hood #2 (as Luciano Valerio)
Sandy
Helga
Anderson
Man at Convention
Bink Harrison
Consultant
Cardinal McCarthy
Rabbi Bernstein
Priest
Doorman
Reporter #1
Reporter #2
Reporter #3
Ian's Bodyguard
Doctor
Leroy Washington
Mugger
Girl in Debby's Apt
Hare Krishna
Woman in Commercial
Man at desk in office (uncredited)
Effie (uncredited)
Limousine Driver (uncredited)