Mike Starr credited as playing...
Pooter-the-Clown
- Buck: What, did you have a few drinks this morning? Huh? Yeah, I think you did.
- Pooter-the-Clown: What are you? Mother Cabrini? You never touch the stuff?
- Buck: No, no. It's just that I wouldn't be drinking if I was going to entertain some kids. You know?
- Pooter-the-Clown: I don't have to take this shit from you. You know who I am? In the field of local-live-home entertainment, I'm a god!
- Buck: Get in your mouse, and get out of here.
- Pooter-the-Clown: Hey, you, let me tell you something you low-life-lying-four-flushing-sack-of-shit.
- [Buck punches him, gets back up like an inflatable clown, Pooter groans, Buck punches him again]