Carol Anne and Janice bury the hatchet; Wayne has a disappointing date with Janice; Carol Anne unwittingly steals Tom's potential new job; and Norris goes on TV to preach his philosophy of not thinking.
When Tom's son comes to town, he goes to great lengths to hide him from Carol Anne. Meanwhile, Norris finds a disciple in Medea, who caught his act on TV.
Carol Anne flips out when she learns Tom has a son; Janice schools Edda on the ways of boys; Tom and Dylan go on a camping trip; Weldon receives shocking news about Desmond's son; Desmond has gallbladder surgery.
Foul play is suspected when Wayne's father is accidentally "shot by a deer." As Janice attempts to console Wayne, Tom uses the funeral as an opportunity to network with potential investors.
Mr. Weldon gets a toupee, which leads to a falling out with Desmond. Meanwhile, the gods interfere with Tom's business deal, and Norris channels a dead comedian.
Mr. Weldon's new piano, which is slated for a performance at Carnegie Hall, suffers a series of misfortunes. Meanwhile, Desmond quits, and Janice goes undercover to pay a visit to her ex's girlfriend.
Taki offers Tom $5 million to divorce Carol Anne and let him have her. Edda is upset that she has to rehearse for the school play with Dustin. Mr. Weldon and Desmond take Norris to a psychiatrist.
Norris goes to work at the piano factory; Janice develops a mysterious rash; Tom leaves Carol Anne; Edda agrees to go out with Dustin; Wayne and Janice become engaged while she's unconscious; Carol Anne has a secret admirer.
Mr. Weldon invites a Czech pianist to the mansion, but she becomes more smitten with Norris, who's been exiled to the barn. Meanwhile, Janice halfheartedly agrees to marry Wayne, and Carol Anne ditches her new beau and reconciles with Tom.
Janice and Edda break up with Wayne and Dustin. Norris's mother returns and makes Mr. Weldon jealous by carrying on with Desmond. Carol Anne's ex pursues Janice. A tornado strikes during Edda's western-themed birthday party.
Janice is so unhappy being Mr. Weldon's live-in maid that she hatches a plan to steal back her trailer from a lecherous repairman. Meanwhile, Norris decides to become a mime, and Carol Anne obsesses over Tom's disappearance.
As Carol Anne brings in a series of fraudulent voodooists and psychics to locate Tom, Janice grapples with whether or not to tell her that he went on the run from the FBI.
Norris buys the local bar, which Red (John Goodman) threatens to blow up unless Carol Anne dances with him. Meanwhile, Janice is romanced by a traveling salesman.
Desmond's mother comes to town and reveals shocking plans for remarriage. Meanwhile, Carol Anne learns that it's not as easy to take care of Edda as she thought.
Norris falls for a stand-up comic, but after they get together, she suffers from performance anxiety. Meanwhile, Carol Anne tries to build up the courage to sing in front of a crowd.
Janice hits the roof when she learns one of Edda's classmates has been spreading rumors that he got her pregnant. Meanwhile, Mr. Weldon and Desmond go on a hiking trip, and Carol Anne lands a job as an advice columnist.
Edda loans Janice her lucky lima bean, but it's Carol Anne who keeps winning at bingo. Meanwhile, Desmond and Norris attempt to offset the bar's debts by hosting a ladies wrestling match.
Richard's being honored as the man of the year, but the unexpected appearance of Janice's mother, Viva, and her sleazy boyfriend Manny, darkens the festivities. Meanwhile, Carol Anne tries to adopt a child.
Carol Anne adopts Timmy, a 14-year-old boy who was raised by wolves; Desmond sleeps with Viva; Richard offers Janice a job; Norris returns from the hospital; Janice falls into a well.
After Timmy leads Norris to the well, the townsfolk gather for the rescue of Janice and Carol Anne. But Janice may not be truly safe, since Richard and his cult hatch a sinister plan to impregnate her.