Peter Piper
Michael
Mother Hubbard
Three Blind Mice
Little Bo Peep
Georgie Porgie
Jill (of Jack and Jill)
Gordon Goose
Lou the Lamb
Old Woman Who Lived in a Shoe (as Deborah Harry)
Mary (Had a Little Lamb)
Newscaster / Game Show Host
Old King Cole
Crooked Man & His Dog, Happy 1 & 2
Humpty Dumpty
Carnival Barker
Minister of Merriment
Mary Quite Contrary
All the King's Men
Jack (of Jack and Jill)
Simple Simon
Mother Goose
Georgie Porgie's House Band
Itsy Bitsy Spider
Three Men in a Tub
Little Miss Muffet
Special Guest Appearance
Dungeon Warden
Self
Special Guest Appearance (as Niki Haire)
Themselves
Little Jack Horner (uncredited)