Gilbert Gottfried credited as playing...
Igor Peabody
- Mr. Peabody: Maybe all Junior needs is to be loved.
- Mother Superior: Let's cut the crap, Mr. Peabody. Either Junior goes or you find yourself some new nuns.
- [Ben and Flo come storming into Mr. Peabody's office while he's talking on the phone]
- Mr. Peabody: Can I call you back in five minutes?
- [hangs up phone]
- Little Ben Healy: He's all yours.
- Mr. Peabody: Ben, Flo, can we dicuss this?
- Flo Healy: There's nothing to discuss!
- Little Ben Healy: We're signing him back over to you right now!
- Mr. Peabody: Bad parents make bad children!
- Flo Healy: Oh, so now I'm a bad parent just because I hate my kid!
- Little Ben Healy: There is something strange about that boy.
- Flo Healy: He is twisted and you're not going to pawn him off on us!
- Mr. Peabody: You took him, he's yours!
- Little Ben Healy: That's because you conned us into him!
- Mr. Peabody: What am I supposed to do with the little creep? He's already been returned 30 times!
- Flo Healy: Well, this makes 31, Charlie!
- Mr. Peabody: OK, Mr. and Mrs. "We don't care about brown hair and brown eyes. We just want him into our home and let him play with our disgusting cat."!