Robert Picardo credited as playing...
Johnnycab
- [Quaid wakes up in a Johnnycab]
- Douglas Quaid: Where am I?
- Johnnycab: You're in a Johnnycab.
- Douglas Quaid: I mean, what am I doing here?
- Johnnycab: I'm sorry. Would you please rephrase the question?
- Douglas Quaid: How did I get in this taxi?
- Johnnycab: The door opened. You got in.
- [Johnnycab rolls his eyes]
- [the taxicab pulls up]
- Johnnycab: The fare is 18 credits, please.
- [Quaid gets out]
- Douglas Quaid: Sue me, dickhead!
- [cab tries to run him down, crashes, and explodes]
- Johnnycab: We hope you enjoyed the ride!
- [Quaid enters a Johnnycab to escape from killers]
- Johnnycab: Please state the street and number.
- Douglas Quaid: Drive! drive!
- Johnnycab: I'm not familiar with that address. Would you please repeat the destination?
- Douglas Quaid: Anywhere just go! Go!
- Johnnycab: I'm not familiar with that address. Would you please repeat the destination?
- Douglas Quaid: Shit! shit!
- Johnnycab: Would you please repeat the destination?
- Douglas Quaid: [Quaid rips the Johnnycab out and starts to drive himself] Aaahhh!