Keith Szarabajka credited as playing...
Harlan Williams
- [Williams throws the newly passed eye-exam papers on Morelands desk]
- Major Moreland: Welcome back.
- Harlan Williams: Thank you.
- Major Moreland: You think you're smarter than me, old man. You're not. That piece of paper doesn't change a thing.
- Harlan Williams: I guess you're right. I'm still working here, and you're still a jerk.
- Harlan Williams: It could be a lot worse. I could be changing into an alligator like in the horror movies.
- Harlan Williams: Miss Spann, now that we're into the hearse stealing business, why don't we drop this Mr. Williams? Just call me Harl.
- Terry Spann: I'm Terry, it's not much, but my mom liked it.
- Terry Spann: Lee Harvey Oswald wasn't some John Dillinger gunned down running through the streets, he was killed in a police garage.
- Harlan Williams: *In* police custody.
- Gina Williams: But everybody said he was insane.
- Terry Spann: Sometimes it's easier to believe in a conspiracy than to believe people are insane. *Not* everybody found hanging in a jail cell committed suicide.