Hal Landon Jr. credited as playing...
Captain Logan
- Captain Logan: [Being possessed by Dead Ted] Whoa. Okay, dudes... Oh, I mean, fellow policemen. My son, Ted "Theodore" Logan, and his friend Bill S. Preston, Esquire, have been murdered and replaced by evil robots from the future.
- Dead Bill: You totally did it dude.
- Captain Logan: [as Dead Ted] I totally possessed my dad!
- [both Bill and Captain Logan do air guitar]
- Captain Logan: [as Dead Ted] Okay. You gotta go over and arrest these robots so they don't ruin everything for me and Bill. Oh, I mean, uh, my son and Bill. And most importantly, they don't hurt the babes... The princesses.
- [to himself as Dead Ted]
- Captain Logan: This isn't working.
- [to Dead Bill]
- Captain Logan: Back me up dude!
- Dead Bill: You got it dude!
- [Possesses Deputy James]
- Deputy James: [Being possessed by Dead Bill] I totally believe you dude.
- Captain Logan: [as Dead Ted] Yeah!
- [Gives Deputy James a high five]
- Deputy James: [as Dead Bill] Whoa, donuts!
- Captain Logan: [as Dead Ted] Whoa, excellent!
- Deputy James: [as Dead Bill] Savory cruller.
- Captain Logan: [as Ted] Yeah. I got real hungry being dead.
- Deputy James: [as Bill] Yeah.
- [the cops look at them weird]
- Captain Logan: [as Ted] Bill, I don't think they believe us.
- Deputy James: [as Bill] Well, we'll have to find somebody who will.
- Captain Logan, Deputy James: [still possessed] Catch ya later, cop dudes!