Josh Mostel credited as playing...
Barry Shalowitz
- Barry Shalowitz: What do you think? What would be the perfect flavor with this meal?
- Ira Shalowitz: Cherry vanilla?
- Barry Shalowitz: No. If it was Chinese food, right on the money, but this? Toasted almonds.
- Mitch Robbins: What's going on?
- Ira Shalowitz: Barry can pick out the exact right flavor of ice cream to follow any meal. Go ahead. Challenge him.
- Mitch Robbins: Challenge him?
- Barry Shalowitz: Go on.
- Mitch Robbins: [shrugs] Franks and beans.
- Barry Shalowitz: Scoop of chocolate, scoop of vanilla. Don't waste my time.
- [Flings plate at Mitch as if he throws down the gauntlet]
- Barry Shalowitz: Come on... Push me.
- Mitch Robbins: [Thinks] Sea bass.
- Barry Shalowitz: Grilled?
- Mitch Robbins: Sauteed.
- Barry Shalowitz: I'm with you.
- Mitch Robbins: Potatoes au gratin. Asparagus.
- Barry Shalowitz: [Concentrates heavily, and then relaxes, exhausted] Rum raisin!
- Barry Shalowitz, Ira Shalowitz: [high-fiving] WOOF!
- Mitch Robbins: Woof, what? How do you know he's right?
- Ira Shalowitz: How do we know? 1400 retail outlets from coast to coast, that's how we know.
- Barry Shalowitz, Ira Shalowitz: [They look at each other, and high-five each other again] WOOF!