Life Stinks (1991)
Teddy Wilson: Fumes
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Quotes
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Newscaster : ...the ceremony has erupted into pandemonium. As of yet, I'm not exactly sure what's happening...
Fumes : [snatching the mike] This is Fumes, reporting from downtown, and I'll tell you what's happenin'. The rich and famous are having a party in our neighborhood, and we fucked it up! Ha Ha!
[winks]
Fumes : Back to you, Walter...
Newscaster : Is this going out live? Are we live? Oh, jeez...
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Sailor : Pops ain't gonna be around long; his 'elevens' are up.
Goddard Bolt : What?
Sailor : His elevens! Look at the back of his neck. You see them two cords, stickin' out? They make, like, an 'eleven'. Once they're up that's it. He's a goner.
Fumes : Maybe he'll come back in the world as somethin' better. Personally, when I die, I'd like to come back as a bird.
Sailor : Why?
Fumes : Ohhh, because man, I could fly free, and easy, and if I saw someone I really didn't care for, I'd drop a hot one on 'em!
Sailor : When I die, I want to be 'excramated' and I want my ashes sprinkled in the old briny. At least I'd be part of the sea forever, and ever.
Fumes : Oh, that's beautiful, man, beautiful. Like when I die, I want to go just like my daddy, boom! Peaceful, in his sleep.
Sailor : Yeah, they told me my grandmother died peacefully in her sleep. It's a good way to go.
Molly : Nobody dies peacefully, in their sleep! It's what they tell people, to make them feel good. Want to know how people really die, in their sleep?
[Sailor looks uneasy, not sure he wants to know]
Molly : Okay. First, they go to bed.
[imitates drawing up bed sheets to her neck and getting cozied in]
Molly : Ahhhhh, mmm... Then, about two in the morning, they go...
[sits up, gasps, pretends to choke]
Molly : Ahhh! Oh! Get a doct...
[everyone in the mission is watching her, in shock]
Molly : [she gasps, holds her throat, and falls to the floor]
Fumes : I ain't never goin' to sleep again!