Ally Sheedy credited as playing...
Theresa Luna
- Rose: Oh, that's a lovely dress you wearing.
- Danny: Isn't it?
- Theresa: Oh, thank you!
- Rose: Even though it is a little big on top.
- Danny: Ma!
- Rose: Well, it is, you said so yourself.
- Danny: Ma!
- Theresa: No, no that's a problem I have, I'm not really that endowed on top.
- Danny: No, no, no, no, no.
- Rose: You're built like a thirteen year old boy.
- Danny: [takes both his mother and Theresa out to dinner for them to meet for the first time] Ma, this is Theresa. Theresa, this is my mother.
- Theresa: [smiles, shaking her hand] Pleased to meet you, Mrs. Muldoon.
- Rose: Rose. I'm Rose.
- Theresa: Rose.
- Rose: Mm-hmm. Oh, that's a lovely dress you're wearing.
- Theresa: Oh, thank you.
- Rose: Even though it is a little big on top.
- Danny: Ma.
- Rose: Well, it is. You said so yourself.
- Theresa: No, that's a-a problem I have. I'm really not that endowed on top.
- Rose: You're built like a thirteen-year-old boy.
- Danny: Ma, would you please don't start?
- Rose: It's a joke. I'm trying to make jokes here. I'm trying to lighten things up a little.
- [the waiter arrives to take their drink orders and Theresa requests a vodka double on the rocks]
- Rose: A vodka drinker.
- Danny: Well, ma, Theresa's probably a little nervous, you know, being here with us and all. You know, you can understand that.
- Rose: It's the first signs of alcoholism.
- Danny: What?
- Rose: I read it in Reader's Digest.
- Theresa: Rose, I can assure you I'm not an alcoholic.
- Rose: Oh, denial - that's another symptom. The article said that one shot of vodka was equal to all of the calories in a ham sandwich.
- Theresa: [laughs] Good. Maybe then I'll gain some weight and grow breasts for you.
- [Rose looks at her distastefully and says nothing]