William Shatner credited as playing...
Kirk
- [last lines]
- [Kirk's final Captain's Log]
- Captain James T. Kirk: Captain's Log, stardate 9529.1. This is the final cruise of the Starship Enterprise under my command. This ship and her history will shortly become the care of another crew. To them and their posterity will we commit our future. They will continue the voyages we have begun, and journey to all the undiscovered countries, boldly going where no man... where no *one* has gone before.
- General Chang: "To be or not to be?" That is the question which preoccupies our people, Captain Kirk. We need breathing room.
- Captain James T. Kirk: Earth, Hitler, 1938.
- General Chang: I beg your pardon.
- Chancellor Gorkon: Well... I see we have a long way to go.
- Captain James T. Kirk: Spock, you want to know something? Everybody's human.
- Captain Spock: I find that remark... insulting.
- [Kirk and company have prevented the assassination attempt at Khitomer]
- Azetbur: What's happened? What's the meaning of all of this?
- Captain James T. Kirk: It's about the future, Madame Chancellor. Some people think the future means the end of history. Well, we haven't run out of history quite yet. Your father called the future - "the undiscovered country". People can be very frightened of change.
- Azetbur: You've restored my father's faith.
- Captain James T. Kirk: And you've restored my son's.
- General Chang: I can see you, Kirk.
- Captain James T. Kirk: Chang.
- General Chang: Can you see me? Oh, now be honest, Captain, warrior to warrior. You do prefer it this way, don't you, as it was meant to be? No peace in our time. "Once more unto the breach, dear friends."
- [Dictating his personal log]
- Captain James T. Kirk: Captain's log, stardate 9522.6: I've never trusted Klingons, and I never will. I could never forgive them for the death of my boy. It seems to me our mission to escort the Chancellor of the Klingon High Council to a peace summit is problematic at best. Spock says this could be an historic occasion, and I'd like to believe him, but how on earth can history get past people like me?
- Captain James T. Kirk: [In a conversation with Spock] You're a great one for logic. I'm a great one for rushing in where angels fear to tread. We are both extremists. Reality is probably somewhere in between. I couldn't get past the death of my son.
- Captain Spock: I was prejudiced by her accomplishments as a Vulcan.
- Captain James T. Kirk: Gorkon had to die before I understood how prejudiced I was.
- [on whether to help the Klingons]
- Captain James T. Kirk: They're animals.
- Captain Spock: Jim, there is an historic opportunity here.
- Captain James T. Kirk: Don't believe them. Don't trust them.
- Captain Spock: They're dying.
- Captain James T. Kirk: Let them die!
- [pauses... Spock cocks his head in surprise. Kirk recoils and proceeds]
- Captain James T. Kirk: Has it occurred to you that this crew is due to stand down in three months? We've done our bit for king and country! You should have trusted me.
- Captain James T. Kirk: Valeris, know anything about a radiation surge?
- Lieutenant Valeris: Sir?
- Captain James T. Kirk: Chekov?
- Commander Pavel Chekov: Only the size of my head.
- Captain James T. Kirk: [to himself] I know what you mean.
- [after Kirk wins a fight against an alien twice his size]
- Martia: They'll respect you now.
- Captain James T. Kirk: That's a comfort. I was lucky that thing had knees.
- Martia: That was not his knee.
- [Kirk looks at Martia in surprise]
- Martia: Not everyone keeps their genitals in the same place, Captain.
- Captain James T. Kirk: Anything you want to tell me?
- [Martia smiles at Kirk]
- Captain James T. Kirk: I'm going to sleep this off. Please let me know if there's some other way we can screw up tonight.
- Commander Leonard 'Bones' McCoy, M.D.: I'm gonna find myself a pot of black coffee.
- Uhuru: Captain, I have orders from Starfleet Command. We're to put back to spacedock immediately to be decommissioned.
- Captain Spock: If I were human, I believe my response would be... "go to hell." If I were human.
- Commander Pavel Andreievich Chekov: Course heading, Captain?
- Captain James T. Kirk: Second star to the right and straight on till morning.
- Captain James T. Kirk: [on the viewscreen] Captain Sulu! You realize that just by talking to me, you're violating regulations?
- Captain Hikaru Sulu: I'm sorry, Captain, your message is breaking up...
- Captain James T. Kirk: Bless you, Captain.
- Captain James T. Kirk: Bones, are you afraid of the future?
- Commander Leonard 'Bones' McCoy, M.D.: I believe that was the general idea that I was trying to convey.
- Captain James T. Kirk: I don't mean this future.
- Commander Leonard 'Bones' McCoy, M.D.: What is this, multiple choice?
- [the crew enter the bridge]
- Kirk: Once again, we've saved civilization as we know it.
- McCoy: And the good news is they're not going to prosecute.
- Uhuru: They might as well have prosecuted me. I felt like Lt. Valeris.
- McCoy: [looks at Spock] Well, they don't prosecute people for having feelings.
- Chekov: Just as well, or we'll all have to turn ourselves in.
- Captain James T. Kirk: Bones, I'm wearing a veridium patch on my back! Spock slapped it there just before we went on Gorkon's ship!
- Commander Leonard 'Bones' McCoy, M.D.: Why, that cunning little Vulcan!
- Martia: Come on! We're in the clear!
- Captain James T. Kirk: Now that we're outside the shield, they'll be able to locate us two sectors away.
- Commander Leonard 'Bones' McCoy, M.D.: If they're even looking for us.
- [Kirk is fighting with Martia disguised as Kirk]
- Captain James T. Kirk: I can't believe I kissed you.
- Martia (appearing as Kirk): Must have been your lifelong ambition.
- Captain Spock: The lieutenant was the first Vulcan to be graduated at the top of her class at the Academy.
- Captain James T. Kirk: You must be very proud.
- Lieutenant Valeris: I don't believe so, sir.
- Commander Leonard 'Bones' McCoy, M.D.: She's a Vulcan, all right.
- Captain James T. Kirk: Mr. Scott?
- Captain Montgomery 'Scotty' Scott: [over intercom] Aye, sir?
- Captain James T. Kirk: Did you find the engine room?
- Captain Montgomery 'Scotty' Scott: Right where I left it, sir!