- Chains: You know, it's in moments like this that I think of my father's last words. Which were: "Don't son, that gun is loaded!"
- Chains: The devil was a rebel angel. If you want to fuck with the living, you'll have to learn to fuck with the dead!
- Chains: [showing his "colors" to Stone] This may be a rag to the walking dead out there, but *this* is my flag, my cross, my church. And these colors don't run... If they hit the ground even in a fight, I will peel your skin off with a knife dipped in shit.
- [after beating up three would-be grocery store robbers]
- John Stone: You better clean up on aisle four.
- [Lance finds a naked woman in John's bed]
- John Stone: What's the matter Lance, haven't you ever seen one of those before?
- Lance: Uh yeah, but not quite that well made.
- Chains: Hey if I want to I'll make him into a gourd man, I'll chop his arms and legs off, I'll weld him into a steel tank and drop him in the bayou.