Paige Turco credited as playing...
April O'Neil
- April O'Neil: Chief Sterns! I wonder if I might ask you a few more questions, off the record?
- Chief Sterns: Ms. O'Neil, my record on the record clearly shows that I have no "off the record" record, make a record of that!
- April O'Neil: Where's Splinter?
- Leonardo: He's been on the roof ever since he saw your report.
- April O'Neil: Doing what?
- Splinter: Coming.
- [appears in window]
- Splinter: To a decision.
- April O'Neil: [picks up phone] Donny?
- Donatello: April...
- April O'Neil: Where are you guys? Did you find a new place to live yet?
- Donatello: Yeah, we'll bring you down. We've only had time to pick up Splinter and get a few essentials.
- Michaelangelo: [holding out a bag of potato chips] Yeah, the bare essentials.
- Donatello: The reason while we're calling is, have you seen Raphael by any chance?
- April O'Neil: Raphael? Why, is he missing?
- Leonardo: You know, there is still a little more stuff to help with, Michaelangelo!
- Michaelangelo: Hey! I'm helping Donny!
- [tries to pry the phone from him]
- Michaelangelo: Gimme the phone!
- Donatello: NO!
- [flips Michaelangelo to the ground]
- Donatello: So you haven't seen him at all then, huh?
- Leonardo: Well, if she has, tell him thanks for wasting our time, because instead of going to look for the ooze like we should, we gotta go out and look for him instead!
- [slams box on Donatello's foot]
- Donatello: Owww!
- April O'Neil: What was that?
- Donatello: Leo says hi!
- Michaelangelo: Gimme the phone! Gimme the phone!
- Donatello: Oh, all right, all right, here!
- Michaelangelo: April, this is Mikey, I'd just like to say: HELLOOOOO.
- [kissing noises]
- Donatello: Would you give me that!
- [April laughs as they start arguing again]
- Leonardo: [the Turtles say their farewells to April before entering the sewers] See ya, April.
- April O'Neil: Bye.
- [Leo hops into the sewers]
- Raphael: Wish us luck.
- [Hops in]
- Donatello: We'll be back for Splinter.
- [Hops in]
- Michaelangelo: [Imitating Humphrey Bogart] Well, the lives of two people don't amount to a hill o' beans in this crazy world, Elsa. That's why you're getting on that plane.
- [April laughs]
- Michaelangelo: Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow...
- Leonardo: [Yanks Mikey into the sewer] Will you come on?
- Michaelangelo: YEOW!
- April O'Neil: And they said if you don't mean them at the construction site tonight...
- Donatello: What?
- April O'Neil: He said he'd send out Tokka and Rahzar again. This time into Central Park.
- Donatello: Central Park? How are they gonna avoid all of those... people?
- Michaelangelo: Then, there is no choice but to meet as the Shredder wishes.
- April O'Neil: [after the investigation of the street Tokka and Rahzar rampaged the night before] Were there any large tooth or claw marks found?
- Chief Sterns: How did you know that... I have no idea what you're talking about?
- April O'Neil: Listen, I have reason to believe that this was caused by two... *really* big animals.
- Chief Sterns: Ah, and what sort of animals might these be, Miss O'Neil?
- April O'Neil: Well, I can't say exactly...
- Chief Sterns: Uh-huh, and what makes you believe that they did this?
- April O'Neil: Well, I can't say that either, but...
- Chief Sterns: Okay and is there anything else you'd like not to tell me?
- April O'Neil: I guess you're not the ones that can handle this.
- Chief Sterns: That's what we do best, Miss O'Neil.
- April O'Neil: He's just forcing you guys into fighting Tokka and Rahzar again.
- Leonardo: We know.
- April O'Neil: But...
- Raphael: April, there's no other way.
- April O'Neil: But you guys don't stand a chance.
- Professor Jordan Perry: Wait! Wait just a moment. There might be a way!
- Splinter: We will not be here much longer.
- April O'Neil: Oh no, no. You guys can stay here for as long as you want.
- [the turtles cheer in enjoyment]
- Splinter: No! We do not belong here, above.
- Leonardo: Yes, Master Splinter!
- Raphael: [Mockingly] Yes, Master Splinter.
- [Leo and Raph begin to shove each other]
- Splinter: Hai! Ten flips, now!
- Raphael: Huh.
- Splinter: [as Leo and Raph leave the kitchen] Go.
- Keno: [Having escaped from The Foot's hideout, Keno rushes to April's apartment, he then tries to ring for her] Come on, Come on! April! Leo! If you're there it's me, Keno!
- [Tries opening the door, to no avail]
- Keno: Oh darn, come on! Raph's in trouble! Mike! April!
- April O'Neil: [Approaches from behind] Keno?
- Keno: [Turns around] April, where are they? It's Raph!
- April O'Neil: Calm down! Slow down, what happened?
- Keno: I got to tell the guys, they got him!
- April O'Neil: *Who* has got him?