Gilbert Gottfried credited as playing...
Iago
- [when Gazeem tries to steal the lamp from the Cave of Wonders, the latter swallows him whole]
- Iago: I can't believe it! I just don't believe it! We're never gonna get ahold of that stupid lamp! Just forget it! Look at this. Look at this. I'm so ticked off that I'm molting.
- Jafar: Patience, Iago, patience. Gazeem was obviously less than worthy.
- Iago: Oh, there's a big surprise! That's an incredib... I think I'm gonna have a heart attack and die from that surprise! What are we gonna do? We got a big problem here, a big... Mmph!
- [Jafar grabs Iago's beak to shut him up]
- Jafar: Yes. Only one may enter. I must find this one, this... diamond in the rough.
- ["Snake" Jafar has Aladdin in a tight squeeze]
- Jafar: You little fool. You thought you could defeat the most powerful being on Earth.
- Iago: Squeeze him, Jafar. Squeeze him like a- Awk!
- [Genie elbows Iago and knocks him into the air]
- Jafar: Without the Genie, boy, you're nothing.
- Aladdin: The Genie... The Genie! The Genie has more power than you'll ever have!
- Jafar: What?
- Aladdin: He gave you your power. He can take it away.
- Genie: [smiling uncomfortably] Al, what're you doing? Why are you bringing me into this?
- Aladdin: Face it, Jafar. You're still just second best!
- Jafar: [slightly shocked] You're right. His power does exceed my own. But not for long.
- [Aladdin has tricked Jafar into wishing to be a more powerful genie than Genie]
- Jafar: The universe is mine to command! To control!
- Aladdin: Not so fast, Jafar! Aren't you forgetting something?
- Jafar: Huh?
- Aladdin: You wanted to be a genie? You got it!
- [cufflinks form on Jafar's wrists]
- Jafar: What?
- Aladdin: And everything that goes with it.
- [Aladdin holds up a black genie lamp, which sucks Jafar in]
- Jafar: No! No!
- Iago: I'm getting out of here!
- Aladdin: Phenomenal cosmic powers...
- [Iago tries to flee, but Jafar grabs him]
- Iago: Come on, you're the genie. I don't want, I don't...!
- [both Jafar and Iago disappear in the lamp]
- Aladdin: ...itty bitty living space.
- Genie: Al, you little genius, you!
- Princess Jasmine: [to Jafar] At least some good will come of my being forced to marry. When I am Queen, I will have the power to get rid of you.
- Sultan: Well, now. That's nice. All settled then. Now, Jasmine, getting back to this suitor business. Jasmine? Jasmine!
- [the Sultan notices that Jasmine is running out of the room, and runs after her]
- Jafar: [scowls in their direction] If only I had gotten that lamp!
- Iago: [mocking Jasmine] "I will have the power to get rid of you." Dahhh! To think we gotta keep kissing up to that chump, and his chump daughter, for the rest of our lives.
- Jafar: No, Iago. Only until she finds a chump husband. Then she'll have us banished. Or beheaded.
- Jafar, Iago: Ew.
- Iago: Oh, wait a minute, wait a minute! Jafar, what if you were the chump husband?
- Jafar: What?
- Iago: Okay, okay. You marry the princess, all right? And and, uh, you. Then you become the sultan!
- Jafar: Marry the shrew. I become sultan. The idea has merit.
- Iago: Yes, merit. Yes! And then, we drop papa-in-law and the little woman off a cliff.
- [he dives off Jafar's staff headfirst, then hits the ground]
- Iago: "Yah. Ker-splat!"
- Jafar: [laughs] I love the way your foul little mind works!
- [both laugh evilly]
- Iago: I can't believe it, I just don't believe it! We're never gonna get a hold of that stupid lamp! Just forget it! Look at this - look at this, I'm so ticked off that I'm molting!
- Iago: We gotta get outta here! We gotta get out! I gotta start packing, Your Highness! Only essentials, we gotta travel light. Bring the guns, the weapons, the knives...
- [suddenly comes across a photo of himself and Jafar as he is rummaging through his possessions]
- Iago: And, uh, how about this picture? I don't know, I think I'm making a weird face in it.
- Iago: I can't take it anymore! If I gotta choke down on one more of those moldy, disgusting crackers. Bam! Whack!
- Jafar: Calm yourself, Iago.
- Iago: And then I'd grab him around the head. Whack, whack!
- Jafar: Soon I will be sultan, not that addlepated twit.
- Iago: And then I stuff the crackers down his throat. Ha ha.
- Sultan: It's this suitor business. Jasmine refuses to choose a husband. I'm at my wits' end.
- Iago: Awk! Wits' end!
- Sultan: Oh.
- [laughs and pulls out a cracker]
- Sultan: Have a cracker, pretty Polly.
- [Iago gasps and shakes his head. Sultan stuffs the cracker into Iago's mouth]
- Jafar: [laughs as Iago chokes] Your Majesty certainly has a way with dumb animals.
- [Iago gives Jafar an angry look]
- Iago: Ladies and gentlemen, a warm Agrabah welcome for Sorcerer Jafar!
- Jafar: Now where were we? Ah, yes abject humiliation!
- [He zaps Jasmine and Sultan with his staff, and they both bow to him. Rajah comes running at him]
- Jafar: Down, boy!
- [He zaps Rajah, and the tiger turns into a kitten. Rajah meows]
- Jafar: Oh princess
- [lifts Jasmine's chin with his staff]
- Jafar: there's someone I'm dying to introduce you to.
- Aladdin: [Flying towards him on Carpet] Jafar! Get your hands off her!
- Jafar: [zaps Aladdin, Carpet flies away. Singing] Prince Ali, yes, it is he, but not as you know him. Read my lips and come to grips with reality.
- Jafar: Yes, meet a blast from your past. Whose lies were too good to last! Say hello to your precious Prince Ali!
- [zaps Ali back to Aladdin as he says it]
- Iago: [mockingly] Or should we say Aladdin?
- Princess Jasmine: [shocked gasp] Ali?
- Aladdin: Jasmine, I tried to tell you. I just.
- Jafar: [still singing] So Ali turns out to be merely Aladdin.
- Jafar: Just a con, need I go on? Take it from me, his personality flaws, give me adequate cause,
- [sends Aladdin and Abu in a pillar, Carpet flies in after them]
- Jafar: to send him packing on a one way trip so his prospects take a terminal dip, his assets frozen, the venue chosen, is the ends of the earth.
- Jafar: [sends the pillar in the air]
- [Spoken]
- Jafar: Whoopee! So long!
- Iago: Goodbye. See ya.
- Jafar: [sings] Ex-Prince Ali!
- [laughs maniacally]
- Aladdin: Abu? Abu! Oh, this is all my fault. I should have freed the Genie when I had the chance.
- Aladdin: Abu! Are you okay?
- Abu the Monkey: [shivers] Uh-huh.
- Aladdin: I'm sorry, Abu. I made a mess of everything, somehow. I gotta go back and set things right. Yeah! All right! Now, back to Agrabah! Let's go!
- Jafar: [Genie's power transforms "Snake" Jafer into a "Genie" Jafer] Ye-eeee-es-ssss.
- [the snake that surrounds the tighted Aladdin dissolves into dust, as Jasmine's hand buried by the sand of the hourglass]
- Jafar: Y-eeee-es-ssss! The power.
- ["Genie" Jafer chuckles as Aladdin breaks the hourglass to save Jasmine]
- Jafar: [o.s] The absolute,
- Jafar: [breaks the roof of the palace] power!
- Princess Jasmine: What have you done?
- Aladdin: Trust me.
- Jafar: [the power of "Genie Jafer" creates The Black Lamp] The universe is mind to command, to control!
- Aladdin: Not so fast, Jafer. Aren't you forgetting something?
- Jafar: Huh?
- Aladdin: You wanted to be a genie? You got it!
- Jafar: [the gold sheckles forms around his arms] What?
- Aladdin: And everything that goes with it.
- Jafar: [Aladdin uses the lamp to suck up "Genie" Jafer] No-oooo! No-oooo!
- Iago: I'm getting out of there.
- Jafar: [screaming overlapping; as he grabs Iago] No-oooo...!
- Aladdin: [o.s] Phenomenal cosmic Powers.
- Iago: Come on, you're the genie. I don't want... I- I don't want...
- ["Genie" Jafer and Iago has sucked up together in the lamp]
- Aladdin: Itty-bitty living space.
- Genie: Al -l... you little genius, you.
- [Abu, the Magic Carpet, Jasmine, the Sultan and Rajah restored back to their usual themselves, along with the palace]
- Jafar: [inside the lamp] Get your blasted beak out of my face.
- Iago: [inside lamp] Oh, shut up, you moron.
- Jafar: Don't tell me to shut up.
- Genie: [as Jafer & Iago's argument continues inside the lamp, Aladdin hands the lamp to the Genie] Allow me. Ten-thousand years in a Cave of Wonders ought to chill him out.
- [the Genie pricks the lamp into the desert]
- Jafar: Shut,
- Jafar: u-uuuu-uuuu-p...
- [the purple lights flashes from the beyond the desert]
- Princess Jasmine: [Jafar opens the door to his lab, making sure first that no one is looking, then sneaks out, though while he's doing this, Jasmine spots him] Jafar?
- Jafar: [Quickly covers the entrance] Oh... Princess.
- Iago: [Casually walks through the doorway, but Jafar slams the door, crushing Iago] Jafar - I'm stuck...
- Princess Jasmine: Father, I choose Prince Ali.
- Jafar: Prince Ali left.
- Aladdin: Better check your crystal ball again, Jafar!
- Princess Jasmine: Prince Ali!
- Iago: How in the he-
- [covers his mouth]
- Iago: Awk!
- [Jafar has used his magic to turn the Sultan into a living marionette and Iago is taking his revenge]
- Iago: Puppet ruler want a cracker? Here! Here's your cracker! Shove 'em all the way down your throat! Here, have lots of crackers!
- [Jasmine is chained and dressed as a slave girl]
- Princess Jasmine: [as Jafar chuckles maliciously] Stop it! Jafar, leave him alone.
- [Jafar motions Iago to stop. Iago hesitates, then gives one last shove]