Michele Abrams credited as playing...
Jennifer
- Kimberly: Buffy? What's your sitch? You're acting like the thing from another tax bracket. It's too weird.
- Buffy: Listen, a lot's been going on you guys, okay? And I really wanted to talk to you guys about it. See, um, a couple of weeks ago, I met this guy-...
- Kimberly: Oh my god, you're having an affair?
- Nicole: Cool!
- Jennifer: Does Jeffrey know?
- Buffy: It's not about that. He's, like, old. He's fifty.
- Kimberly, Nicole, Jennifer: Ewwwww!
- Jennifer: Gross!
- Buffy: Haven't you guys noticed what's been going on here? The strange things? Have you noticed people disappearing, turning up dead?
- Nicole: What are you talking about?
- Kimberly: Weird? You mean like hanging around with that homeless Poke?
- Buffy: Pike.
- Nicole: [gasp] Eww, you're having an affair with him?
- Jennifer: He doesn't look fifty.
- Buffy: Guys, I think reality stepped out of here about five minutes ago.
- Buffy: [Trying to come up with an issues-related theme for their school dance] The environment.
- Nicole: The homelesses?
- Kimberly: [to Nicole] Oh, please.
- Jennifer: Are there any good sicknesses that aren't too depressing?
- Buffy: Guys. The environment. I'm telling you, it's totally key. The earth is in terrible shape, we could all die, and besides, Sting's doing it.