Jonathan Ward credited as playing...
Zak
- Batty Koda: [crashes into a tree] I'M BLIND, ON, NO!
- [opens his eyes]
- Batty Koda: I can see! It's a miracle! Another perfect landing! No worries! I'm okay! Thank you for caring. Just a few bruises.
- [sees that no one is listening]
- Batty Koda: Nobody cares about me.
- Zak: I do you, bat-man.
- Batty Koda: You sure?
- Zak: I'm positive.
- Batty Koda: Only fools are positive.
- Zak: Are you sure?
- Batty Koda: I'm positive...
- [as Zak laughs]
- Batty Koda: I fell for it! I should have known!
- Crysta: But how can you live without trees?
- Zak: Easy.
- Crysta: But trees give life. They make the clouds, the water, the air.
- Zak: We have air.
- Batty Koda: Yeah, if you don't mind getting all your minerals in one breath.
- [Zak is trying to convince Batty to turn back]
- Batty Koda: What're you, crazy, that's lemming talk!
- Zak: [hits Batty's antenna] Wrong channel!
- Batty Koda: [in English accent] Hail, Caesar! Emperor of Rome!
- Zak: [Batty floats offscreen] Wrong channel!
- Batty Koda: [back onscreen; imitates John Wayne] Well all right, Gunny! We're goin' to war!
- Crysta: What are you doing?
- Zak: Carving your name. See? C-R-Y-S...
- Crysta: No, no, you mustn't do that! Here.
- [puts Zak's hand on the carving in the tree]
- Crysta: Can't you feel its pain?
- Zak: [in disbelief] Its *pain*?
- Crysta: Yes!
- Batty Koda: Humans can't feel anything. They're numb from the brain down.
- Crysta: Are you okay?
- Zak: [screams to his horror] WHAT HAPPENED TO ME! I-I-I'M THREE INCHES TALL!
- Crysta: Oh... I shrank you.
- Zak: You what?
- Crysta: Well, it was the most amazing thing. 'Course, it's not what the spell was really supposed to do, but Magi Lune will fix you.
- Zak: You... you shrank me?
- Crysta: Yeah!
- Batty Koda: Catches on quick, doesn't he?
- Crysta: Will you both just calm down?
- Batty Koda, Zak: He tried to kill you!
- Batty Koda, Zak: I did not! You did!
- Zak: What about you, Crysta? What is it that fairies do?
- Crysta: Do?
- Zak: Yeah, do you have jobs or something?
- Crysta: What's a job?
- Zak: Guess that answers that question. Look, what do you do all day?
- Crysta: Help things grow.
- Zak: Really? That sounds cool.
- Crysta: No, usually it's warm.
- Zak: No, cool means it's hot.
- Crysta: What?
- Zak: You know - bodacious, bad, tubular...
- Batty Koda: Awesome use of the language, dude.
- Zak: As in, you are one bodacious babe.
- Crysta: And that's good... I mean, cool?
- Zak: That's right! We're communicating.
- Crysta: Tubular!
- Pips: Hey, what's going on, Zak?
- Zak: Huh? What are you talking about?
- Pips: You know exactly what I'm talking about: the forest! You know what's happening, don't you?
- Zak: But...
- Elder: Good idea, ask the human. He may know.
- Crysta: Crysta?
- Crysta: [in tears, angry] You lied to me!
- Zak: Uh... I... Crysta!
- [Crysta flies off in anger]
- Zak: [remorsefully] I wish - I wish the human tales were true. They're not here to protect the forest; they're cutting down trees.
- [the fairies gasp in shock]
- Zak: They're destroying the forest! And I was helping them do it. Batty was right.
- Batty Koda: [in surprise] I was?
- Zak: They're coming this way. You can't stop them. You'll have to leave.