Penélope Cruz credited as playing...
La hija de puta
- La hija de puta: Omelets interest you more than I do.
- El niñato: It's your fault, you make them so well.
- La hija de puta: How come you like eating my tits?
- El niñato: I like... the way they taste.
- La hija de puta: What do they taste like?
- El niñato: I don't know.
- La hija de puta: You're sure they don't taste like a potato omelet?
- El niñato: That would be fantastic. One would taste like an omelet... and the other, like ham.
- La madre puta: Why is your Dad with that whore? Who invited her?
- El niñato: I did.
- La madre puta: Why?
- La hija de puta: Because she's my mother.
- La hija de puta: If I don't marry him, I'll kill myself.
- La puta madre: If you do, I'll kick you alive.
- El chorizo: Did you know that with a full moon... your blood flows faster? And tides are stronger?
- La hija de puta: Did you eat garlic?
- El chorizo: Sure I did. Best thing to do to bullfight and screw.