- Diana: Forget it, Derry. Okay? Just forget it! There's nothing you have to say that interests me anymore.
- Bobby: [sees Diana from a distance] I wanna marry her and have 37 children.
- Mike: [to Bobby] Just wanna see her naked.
- Diana: [to Derry] Go away. Take your hair for a walk!
- Bobby: [to Mike] You know, I can never use my father's lines on a girl like that?
- Mike: [to Bobby] Just wanna see her naked.
- Chaz: Mike, this is a team, and... and Robert is the quarterback of that team!
- [Bobby, dressed as Roberta, chatting with sorority women from afar]
- Chaz: A team is a synergistic unit; it is... a symbiotic system; it is an integrated whole.
- [sorority women chatting from afar]
- Chaz: If that whole develops a hole, it becomes...
- Mike: The holy?