Scotty
Jeanie
Dana
Soup
Lars
Gus
Magnus O'Leary
Donald Burbank
Mystic
Mac (as Johnny Cocktails)
Scotty's Mother
Scotty's Grandmother
Jim Miller
Murray
Woman at Party
Writer (as Danny Benjamin)
Flower Vendor
Bernie
Volleyball Player #1
TV Announcer
Rebel Rocker (as Gregory Bruno Coon)
Rebel Rocker
Kenny Battlerod
Man at Party
Man at Party (as Gene Loque)
Hot Dog Vendor (as Eric 'Sparky' Edwards)
Dorf
Guy in Restaurant
Girl in Pool
Cindy Beatty (as Monique Gabriel)
G.I. Commercial
Hawaiian Tropic Girl
Lifeguard
Gary Grant
Miss Great Britain (as Michelle Grassmick)
Boy on Street
Girl on Street
Aunt of Boy and Girl
Mother of Boy and Girl
Miss Japan
Volleyball Player #2
Tooth Fairy
Santa Claus
Miss Greenland
Miss Chile
Charlie Mong
Ron Rice
Trendy Guy
Miss Iraq
Maitre D'
Beefy Guy
Girl in Bed (as Brittany York)
Miss Germany (uncredited)
Cool Guy on Beach (uncredited)
Girl in Bed (uncredited)