Dennis Haysbert credited as playing...
Max 'Hammer' Dubois
- Max 'Hammer' Dubois: Max Dubois. Around here they call me Hammer. Don't ask me why.
- Jack Elliot: Jack Elliot.
- Max 'Hammer' Dubois: Yeah. I know who you are. I've been in Japan, not dead.
- [Jack is unfamiliar with the word 'gaijin']
- Max 'Hammer' Dubois: It's like being a black guy back home. Only there's less of us.
- Max 'Hammer' Dubois: First you wash, then you bathe!
- Ryoh Mukai: [translated] It's like jerking off before sex!
- Jack Elliot: I don't believe this. What's next? Somebody going to tell me how to take a crap?
- [walks into the bathroom]
- Jack Elliot: Hey Max!
- Max 'Hammer' Dubois: Yeah, what!
- Jack Elliot: I need someone to tell me how to take a crap.
- Max 'Hammer' Dubois: [after a major brawl which saw Jack decking Yoji] I'm sick and tired of this shit! Haven't you heard a word I said! You're REALLY pissing me off! Now just take your base, and GET WITH THE PROGRAM!
- Jack Elliot: YOU TOO, huh, Max?
- Max 'Hammer' Dubois: You know the one thing I DIDN'T miss about playing in the States, was putting up with HOTSHOTS like you! NOW I don't even have THAT anymore!
- [up in the President's office]
- Takuya Nishikawa: [to Uchiyama, in Japanese] Suspend Elliot indefinitely! And consider yourself OUT, as soon as a replacement is found! You have brought DISHONOR to team!