Joe Alaskey: Plucky Duck • Tupelo Toad • Johnny Carson • ...

Tiny Toon Adventures: How I Spent My Vacation

Plucky Duck • Tupelo Toad • Johnny Carson • David Letterman • Elmer Fudd • Additional Voices

Plucky Duck: Is it just me, or is it hot in here? How about a little A.C., huh?
Wade Pig: Air conditioning wastes gas; I'll just crack the window.
Winnie Pig: Don't you dare, Wade! People will think we can't afford air conditioning!

Plucky Duck: Are we anywhere remotely near Happy World Land yet?
Wade Pig: No, but if you're bored we can always play...
Hampton Pig: Spot-the-car? Spot-the-car?
Wade Pig: Spot-the-car!
Hampton Pig: Whoopee!
Plucky Duck: Oh, you mean like spot the red cars or the cars with out-of-state-plate?
Hampton Pig: No, any car!
Wade Pig: Here they come!
Winnie Pig, Wade Pig, Hampton Pig: [jumping up and down] There's a car! There's a car! There's a car! There's a car! There's a car!
[laughter]
Plucky Duck: [squashed] Fun game.
Winnie Pig: Look, look! Here come some more!
Winnie Pig, Wade Pig, Hampton Pig: There's a car! There's a car! There's a car! There's a... Oops! Truck!
[laugter]
Plucky Duck: Shoot me.

[the Pig family is singing "99 Bottles of Non-Alcoholic Beverage On the Wall"]
Plucky Duck: Call me picky, but isn't that song supposed to be "99 Bottles of Beer On the Wall"?
Winnie Pig: We don't drink in our family, Plucky!

Buster Bunny, Babs Bunny: We almost went looney/ from counting days till Juney/ now this afternoony/ summertime is here!
Plucky Duck: A three month vacation...
Buster Bunny, Babs Bunny: For kids across the nation.
Fifi: Whatever your location...
Buster Bunny, Babs Bunny: It's the best time of the year!
All: Visit Acme Acres for a cool-down in the sun/ Beat the heat, it's a treat, that's for everyone/ We're Tiny, we're Tooney, we're all a little looney/ It's Tiny Toon Adventures with some summer fun!
Buster Bunny, Babs Bunny: Now the video's begun.

Babs Bunny: In the summer, I will get a golden tan.
Buster Bunny: I will goof off every second that I can.
Hampton Pig: During summer break, I'll see the sights.
Elmyra Duff: I will get a kitty and squeeze him tight.
Fifi: I shall find the skunk-hunk of my dreams.
Elmyra Duff: Wanna hug that kitty till he screams!
Plucky Duck: Summer is the time to hang with your best friends.
Babs Bunny, Buster Bunny: Our one wish is that the summer never ends!
All: We have all been waiting patiently/ waiting for the clock to set us free/ We will beg for summer on bended knee/ Come on stupid clock, please strike three/ strike one, strike two - Strike three!
[the clock strikes three and the bell rings]
Gogo Dodo: You're out!

Wade Pig: [hums the melody to "Pop Goes the Weasel"] ... Pop goes the weasel!
Plucky Duck: Say, Dad? Do you know anything else? Like, I don't know... Old MacDonald?
Wade Pig: [starts humming the melody to "Old MacDonald"] ... Pop goes the weasel!

Buster Bunny, Babs Bunny: [singing] We're waiting for the clock to strike three/ When it's three o'clock we'll be free.
Plucky Duck: Then it's adios, Looniversity/
All: Summertime is coming finally!
Buster Bunny, Babs Bunny: Say goodbye to teachers and books!
Plucky Duck: See you in September, you schnooks!
Plucky Duck, Buster Bunny, Babs Bunny, Hampton Pig: All summer long we'll be free/ Come on stupid clock, please! Strike three!

Plucky Duck: [listening to Hamton and his family singing badly] The Von Trapp family they ain't

Plucky Duck: Now what do we do first? The beach? Camping? Or shall we slip the whole 12 weeks away in front of the boob tube?

Plucky Duck: There he goes, my best pal on a vacation of a lifetime. Why don't I sit here and drop alone?
[Car rushes back]
Winnie Pig: Oops, dropped the toilet paper.

Hampton Pig: Gee, Plucky, I guess you didn't get your wish.
Plucky Duck: Hey, neither did you guys.
Hampton Pig: Sure we did. We got the same wish we always do: to be a happy and loving family forever and ever.
Plucky Duck: Oh joy. Oh rapture. Oh for the love of Norman Rockwell and the Lettermen.

Wade Pig: Whoa! That was some time we had there!
Winnie Pig: I'll say! Now let's go home.
Hampton: Okay, Mom.
Plucky Duck: B-b-but we didn't do anything! All we did was ride around in the monorail!
Wade Pig: Can't do it all on the first visit, Plucky. Maybe you'll have to look forward to the next time we come.
Plucky Duck: WHAT? BUT WE CAME ALL THAT WAY... COULDN'T WE... ALL THAT TIME... FUN PIXIES... HAPPY-GO-PUKEY?
Winnie Pig: Oh dear, I guess Plucky's had way too much excitement for one day.
Wade Pig: Put him in back, Hampton.
Hampton: Okay.
Plucky Duck: [singing out of his mind] Happy World Land... Happy World Land... where all your dreams come true...

Plucky Duck: Tongue joke #10: So long, sayonara, and good riddance, I hope I don't have to go through that again.

Plucky Duck: Look, Hammy, here's the cream of my collection: a pristine mint condition first printing of 'Immature Radioactive Samurai Slugs', number one!
Winnie Pig: Ooh, now Plucky, we don't allow Hamton to read comic books on family trips.
Plucky Duck: [sarcastically, gives the comics to Hamton] Sheesh! Typical parents convinced comics will sabotage cerebellum.
Hampton: [feeling nauseous] It's not that. Reading in the car always makes me...
[gulps in sickness]
Hampton: ... carsick.

Radio Announcer: [after picking up a creepy-looking hitchhiker]
Radio Announcer: Newsflash: a psychotic killer has escaped from the state maximum security prison. The raving maniac has been described as a lanky man with straggly hair and a pasty complexion.
[Plucky looks at the hitchhiker - he matches the description]
Radio Announcer: When last sighted, the homicidal fiend was wearing a dirty baseball cap, tattered overcoat, and green hightops.
[Plucky looks at the man's shoes - they are orange]
Plucky Duck: Whew!
Radio Announcer: Wait, I'm sorry. That's ORANGE hightops.
Plucky Duck: Mama!
Radio Announcer: Doctors report the slavering lunatic has a psychotic aversion to pork. In fact, exposure to any pork product will cause him to go screaming off the deep end. If seen, please notify the authorities at once. Remember this important number: 555-9...
[Plucky starts writing it down when Winny shuts off the radio]
Winnie Pig: Honestly, there's so much sensationalism in the media these days.

Buster Bunny: [sung] We're sad, we're confessin'/ that school is back in session/ I sure learned my lesson/
Babs Bunny: I actually had fun!
Plucky Duck: I'm filled with elation/ I'm back from that vacation!
Shirley the Loon: For my next incarnation/ I'm coming as a nun!
Elmer Fudd: Welcome back to Acme Woo/ for a new school year!
Buster Bunny: Yikes, a test!
Babs Bunny: I need rest.
Plucky Duck: I'm living in fear!
Fifi: Johnny Pew was a pity.
Elmyra Duff: [holding Johnny Pew in a baby outfif] At least I got my kitty!
Dizzy Devil: No more crate/ I now look great!
Mary Melody: We've been outdone!