Cree Summer credited as playing...
Elmyra Duff • Mary Melody • Oprah Winfrey
- Elmyra Duff: [facing an angry lion] Well, if it isn't the king of the jungle.
- [the lion roars in her face]
- Elmyra Duff: You don't have to yell. I know what you want - you want a haircut!
- [grabs him and shaves his head, giving him a crewcut]
- Elmyra Duff: There, isn't that preferable?
- [holds up a mirror; the lion screams]
- Elmyra Duff: Long hair is SO retro.
- Babs Bunny: In the summer, I will get a golden tan.
- Buster Bunny: I will goof off every second that I can.
- Hampton Pig: During summer break, I'll see the sights.
- Elmyra Duff: I will get a kitty and squeeze him tight.
- Fifi: I shall find the skunk-hunk of my dreams.
- Elmyra Duff: Wanna hug that kitty till he screams!
- Plucky Duck: Summer is the time to hang with your best friends.
- Babs Bunny, Buster Bunny: Our one wish is that the summer never ends!
- All: We have all been waiting patiently/ waiting for the clock to set us free/ We will beg for summer on bended knee/ Come on stupid clock, please strike three/ strike one, strike two - Strike three!
- [the clock strikes three and the bell rings]
- Gogo Dodo: You're out!
- Elmyra Duff: [reading to a group of captured animals] And the most feared predator in the jungle is - ME!
- Elmyra Duff: [holds up picture of herself, giggles]
- Elmyra Duff: Kiss me! Kiss me! Kiss me!
- [the animals run off screaming]
- Elmyra Duff: Aminals can be so capricious.
- Elmyra Duff: [giving Furball swimming lessons] You're not going to learn anything floating on the bottom of the pool.
- Fifi: That was my photograph! I cannot believe you!
- Johnny Pew: Yeah? Well, I am pretty unbelievable.
- Fifi: You are nothing but a selfish, worthless waste of skunk! You, monsieur Pew, stink!
- [Fifi kicks Johnny and sends him flying out of the movie theater into Elmyra's arms]
- Elmyra Duff: Ooooh! I got myself a kitty! Hello my stinky little kitty hon! Say hello to Mommy Elmyra!
- Johnny Pew: Oh no!
- [Johnny tries to run away but Elmyra catches him]
- Elmyra Duff: Oh yes! I'm gonna change your diapers, give you a bath, and even potty train you!
- Buster Bunny: [sung] We're sad, we're confessin'/ that school is back in session/ I sure learned my lesson/
- Babs Bunny: I actually had fun!
- Plucky Duck: I'm filled with elation/ I'm back from that vacation!
- Shirley the Loon: For my next incarnation/ I'm coming as a nun!
- Elmer Fudd: Welcome back to Acme Woo/ for a new school year!
- Buster Bunny: Yikes, a test!
- Babs Bunny: I need rest.
- Plucky Duck: I'm living in fear!
- Fifi: Johnny Pew was a pity.
- Elmyra Duff: [holding Johnny Pew in a baby outfif] At least I got my kitty!
- Dizzy Devil: No more crate/ I now look great!
- Mary Melody: We've been outdone!
- Elmyra Duff: [Furball runs away after Elmyra tries to teach him to swim] Come back! We've got skydiving lessons at 4!
- Elmyra Duff: [looking through an animal book] Ooh, ooh here's a pretty picture!
- [to a gazelle she has tied up]
- Elmyra Duff: look Mr. Pretty face Gazelly that's you!
- [shows him a picture of a gazelle about to be eaten by an alligator]
- Elmyra Duff: Kiss yourself!, kiss yourself!, kiss yourself!
- [hits him in the face with the book repeatedly]
- Elmyra Duff: Hey, Miss Bunny Head Head! That's my baby kitty pooly wooly! I want it!
- Babs Bunny: You want it?
- Elmyra Duff: I do, I do, I do, I do!
- Babs Bunny: It's all yours, sister!
- [dumps it on top of Elmyra]