Noble Willingham credited as playing...
C.D. Parker • Jake • Saloon Keeper
- Ranger Jimmy Trivette: Cookies and cream, Big Dog?
- C.D. Parker: This isn't an intensive care and your feet aren't plastered to cement. Come on back here and help yourself. I'm busy!
- [Trivette walks behind counter]
- Ranger Cordell Walker: I'd like some coffee!
- Ranger Jimmy Trivette: Sure, customer! Coming right up!
- [Alex walks in]
- A.D.A. Alex Cahill: Hey guys!
- C.D. Parker: Would you like some coffee?
- C.D. Parker: [Jimmy is trying to bring C.D. into the information age] I don't need the internet. When I was a kid, My mother only had a phone... She never took calls after 8 p.m.
- Ranger Jimmy Trivette: Did it have a crank?
- C.D. Parker: What did you just call me?
- Francis Gage: I'd like a soda, C.D...
- C.D. Parker: Is your foot in a bear trap? You've been comin' here long enough. Get your own soda.
- C.D. Parker: [to Alex after she tastes his chili, and says it not hot] Were you born on the sun, honey?