Seymour Cassel credited as playing...
William Shackleford
- John: I am very happy. Shackleford, did you ever see me like this?
- William Shackleford: Can't say that I have.
- John: Diana is the reason.
- William Shackleford: Enough for any man.
- John: She is the best of them. Absolutely. You are the best of them.
- Diana: The best of them? You said I'm the best of them?
- John: You are.
- Diana: I don't understand.
- John: Shackleford, could you explain it to her?
- William Shackleford: What? I could do that, sir. But somehow I feel Miss Murphy would rather hear it directly from you.
- John: Okay. All right. She's the best of the million dollar club. Obviously.
- Diana: Million dollar club?
- John: Now you've got it.
- Diana: You told me you'd never done that before.
- John: How many members would you say there are?
- William Shackleford: Members?
- John: Yeah.
- William Shackleford: Worldwide?
- John: Yeah.
- William Shackleford: I think a couple of dozen. Remember the one that wouldn't stop hiccuping?
- John: What?
- William Shackleford: The waitress from Oklahoma. Every time you came near her, she would convulse into hiccups.
- John: Yeah, I had... I had forgotten. Quite a night. See, the best thing of it is that you know if you're sexually compatible, right from the start.
- Diana: Shackleford, would you stop the car? Thank you, John. Goodbye.
- John: Goodbye.
- William Shackleford: What was all that about?
- John: I wanted to end it. She never would have looked at me the way she did at him.