Sean Connery credited as playing...
Capt. John Connor
- John Connor: The Japanese have a saying, "Fix the problem, not the blame." Find out what's fucked up and fix it. Nobody gets blamed. We're always after who fucked up. Their way is better.
- John Connor: When you start to get into trouble, I will say, 'Perhaps I can be of assistance?' From then on, I do the talking. You stand behind me. And don't appear distracted. We may come from a fragmented, MTV rap-video culture, but they do not. Every aspect of your appearance and behavior will reflect on you, the Department, and me as your sempai.
- Web Smith: My sempai?
- John Connor: Mm.
- Web Smith: That wouldn't be massa', would it?
- John Connor: No. The sempai is the senior man who guides the junior man, the kohai. In Japan, the sempai-kohai relationship is presumed to exist when the younger man and the older man work together. Hopefully, they will presume that of us.
- John Connor: Do you know what's true? When something sounds too good to be true, then it's not true.
- John Connor: We're playing that most American of games.
- Web Smith: Which is what?
- John Connor: Catch-up.
- John Connor: Is that your theory?
- Tom Graham: My theory? My theory is that these guys are known world class perversion freaks.
- John Connor: Every aspect of your appearance and behavior will reflect on you, the Department, and me as your sempai.
- Web Smith: My sempai?
- John Connor: Mm.
- Web Smith: That wouldn't be massa, would it?