Salman Khan credited as playing...
Prem Bhopali
- Amar Manohar: Where did you buy that cap from? France?
- Prem: Oh, no. Its from Switzerland. I go there very often. I like the sunsets there.
- Amar Manohar: Ah! The cap's very nice too. It looks good on you.
- [Amar thinking - "He looks like an ape with a watermelon on his head."]
- Prem: Where did you get this red jacket from? Is it a "Chaudhary & Sons" product?
- Amar Manohar: No.
- Prem: It must be from America then.
- Amar Manohar: No. I purchased it from New York.
- Prem: Oh, New York. I thought you purchased it from America.
- [Prem thinking - "He looks like a retired monkey from the circus."]
- Amar Manohar: Heads I win, tails you lose.
- Prem: No, no, no. Make it the other way round.
- Amar Manohar: OK, if that makes you happy, tails you lose, heads i win.
- Amar Manohar: From where have you bought this jacket? Is it from America?
- Prem: No, no, no, I bought it from New York.
- Amar Manohar: OK, I thought you bought it from America.
- Prem: What's the difference? You aren't Karishma, so you can be Jameela, Shakila, Sunita, Anita, Papita!
- Prem: Gogo... take a last look at the diamonds
- Teja: What are you showing him? Bring the diamonds or I'll plunge the knives into their necks...
- Crime Master Gogo: [tries to take one of the diamonds]
- Prem: Sorry Gogo, they belong to Teja
- Crime Master Gogo: At least let me take one... I had given a loan to Teja! It rightfully belongs to me!
- Prem: [to Raveena Tandon and Karishma Kapoor after Paresh Rawal as Teja returns home] You guys too listen up one thing straight, if you're coming with us, you'll have to forget Uncle and his wealth alright.
- Karisma: [Replying to Salman Khan] We accept that wholeheartedly Prem, problem is Papa isn't the same as he used to be. He's been behaving bizarre.
- Raveena: Can you imagine Uncle's been using abusive language extensively.
- Amar Manohar: [Taking it casually] Common it happens, he was in between thugs and crooks for this while. Forget about him, he ain't gonna bring himself back.
- Prem: [laughing] You mean Hitler's a total wreck !
- Amar Manohar: Yeap he's a wreck
- [laughs]
- Amar Manohar: .
- Raveena: You think this is some joke ? Uncle's been upto things he despised even the slightest.
- Karisma: Exactly, he hated the very thought of alcohol and yesterday he consumed an entire bottle in a sip.
- Raveena: Worse, he ripped apart the entire house as if some cops are searching for clues.
- Karisma: Yeah, the entire house is in a mess right now.
- Amar Manohar: [Suspicious] The entire house ?
- Prem: [Echoing Aamir Khan's doubts] In a mess ?
- Prem: [after reading the hysteria over Raveena Tandon's news of her search for a groom] Am I dead or what, if she's in India, she's just for ME !
- Johnny: That's the spirit my boy. Now we should get to work. Go out there and trap her,
- [in a slip of tongue]
- Johnny: just like I've trapped you.
- Prem: [Reacting shockingly in a humorous manner] What ?
- Johnny: [Quickly correcting himself] I meant to say MADE YOU, I've made a hero out of you. Once we have this lady with us, our Waah Waah Productions will go international. And soon we'll be into making english movies.
- Prem: [Over excited] Walks english, talks english, looks english.
- Johnny: Finish, now's the right time.
- Prem: [In a worrisome tone] Won't this cost a bit too much money ?
- Johnny: Don't worry. That can be arranged for. Your Dad's house, his shop, sell both of it.
- Prem: [Pricked] What ?
- Johnny: Let me complete. Take the half with yourself. And give the other half to me. Go on your way and woo her. And back here, I'll script the story, design the sets, frame the camera. Don't waste time,
- [as Salman Khan starts leaving in a state of fantasy]
- Johnny: go accomplish your dream,
- [in a greedy but humorous tone]
- Johnny: become a superstar, dooper star !
- Prem: Amar... lets go back home.
- Amar Manohar: W... Why? Are you scared?
- Prem: No... n... not scared... I just need to pee!
- Prem: I can see my destiny shining in front of me.
- Bankeylal Bhopali: In front there is a police station and a graveyard. Tell me what's your destiny?
- Karisma: [after revelations of their respective identities and motivations followed by Raveena Tandon's suicide attempt] Your buddy
- [referring to Aamir Khan]
- Karisma: broke my best friend's heart.
- [Crying]
- Karisma: If anything happens to her,
- [suddenly turning to Salman Khan and shouting in a furious tone]
- Karisma: I am NEVER gonna forgive YOU !
- Prem: [Scared] Ohh Momma.
- [In a nervous tone]
- Prem: Please listen Karishma.
- Karisma: [In continued anger] It's not Karishma, it's RAVEENA !
- Prem: What ?
- [Remembering]
- Prem: Oh yes, I got it. Listen Raveena, Amar is a loudmouth, true that. But he isn't bad at heart. He won't ever do anything which hurts your best friend.
- Karisma: [Referring to Raveena Tandon in sarcastic anger] And what about that innocent soul who's gone to jump over the cliff ?
- Prem: [In a stupid casual tone] Nothing can be done about that.
- Karisma: What ?
- Prem: [Correcting himself] I meant to say that Amar is that miracle who can con Yamraj himself and bring Raveena back from the dead. Just wait, both will come together hand-to-hand smiling and laughing.
- Raveena: [Greeting from afar and arriving alongside Aamir Khan] Hey guys.
- Prem: [Relieved and conversing with Aamir Khan] What the hell happened ?
- Amar Manohar: [Explaining in a casual tone] Nothing, she had gone to commit suicide. Wanted to jump off the cliff from quite some height ?
- Prem: [Curious] Height ? How high was she trying ?
- Amar Manohar: Not exactly too much atop. But nevertheless.
- Prem: [Turning to Karishma Kapoor] See Karishma I told you so.
- Raveena: [Responding to Salman Khan] But what did you tell me anyway ?
- Prem: Yaar Amar it's getting a bit confusing.
- Amar Manohar: Exactly, we gotta figure out this equation. Look Raveena, let's clear off the confusion ok.
- Karisma: [Responding to Aamir Khan] What confusion ?
- Amar Manohar: [Irritated] This is the entire bone of contention. We don't care about your actual identities. We're gonna recognise you as we knew you from the start.
- [Pointing to Raveena Tandon]
- Amar Manohar: From today on you're Raveena.
- Prem: [Pointing to Karishma Kapoor] And you're Karishma, final.