Eddie Murphy: Axel Foley

Beverly Hills Cop III

Axel Foley

Axel: Hey.
Mrs. Todd: I understand that you were with him at the end.
Axel: Yeah, his last words were about you.
Mrs. Todd: That does not sound like my Douglas, Axel. Try again.
Axel: Actually his last words were 'Axel are you on a coffee break, go and get that son of a bitch.' Those were his last words.
Mrs. Todd: That sounds like my Douglas.
Axel: Yeah, sounds like a good idea, too.

Axel: [Axel is dressed up as Oki-Doki the elephant]
Little Kid: Oki-Doki.
[runs over and hugs him]
Axel: Hey, nice little kid. How you doin'? Nice little boy. Good to see you.
Little Kid: I love you Oki-Doki.
Big Kid: Hey, Oki. Do the Oki Shuffle.
Axel: [starts to jump around] Oki-Doki, Oki-Doki, Doki Doki Oki.
Big Kid: THAT'S NOT RIGHT. IT'S LIKE THIS.
[does the Oki Shuffle]
Axel: Hey listen, kid, I'm Oki-Doki and I changed the steps. You got a problem with that?
Big Kid: YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE NICE TO ME NO MATTER WHAT I DO.
[punches him in the stomach]
Axel: Oh, you little motherfucker. I'll kick your ass.

Orrin Sanderson: Mr. Foley, Mr. DeWald.
Axel: [Goes to attack DeWald, is restrained by security guards] You fuck! Motherfucker! That's him! Motherfucker! That's the fuckin' guy I'm looking for!
Ellis De Wald: Orrin, you want to tell me what's going on here?
Axel: This fuckin' guy shot a Detroit police officer last weekend!
Ellis De Wald: Last weekend? I was at my beach house in Laguna *last weekend*.
Axel: Your beach home in Laguna?
[starts to calm down]
Axel: Wait, wait, hold it, I think I got the wrong guy, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. This is a big...
[to security guards]
Axel: I'm cool. It's a big misunderstanding.
Axel: [to DeWald] I know you got your beach...
[goes at DeWald again and is restrained]
Axel: No fuckin' beach house in Laguna, you motherfucker!

Det. Sgt. William 'Billy' Rosewood: [In prison] I'm all washed up - dead in the water.
Axel: Will you stop worrying? I talked to Flint, he's gonna get us outta here.
Det. Sgt. William 'Billy' Rosewood: I REALLY like that office!

Ellis De Wald: You caught him. Good. He broke into a security area.
Axel: [stands up and security guards grabs him] Hey, relax.
Axel: [to De Wald] Why don't you save that shit for New Talent Night at San Quentin. I'm onto your operation.
Ellis De Wald: [acting confused] My operation?
Jon Flint: [walks in] Goddamn it, Axel, what the hell have you done now?
Ellis De Wald: He went berserk. He was firing a weapon in the park. My God, there are hundreds of small innocent children around.
Axel: You know they don't give out Oscars in prison, right?

Jon Flint: Look, isn't it just possible that you're mistaken, Foley? That Ellis Dewald just resembles Todd's killer?
Axel: I made the guy in Detroit. It was Dewald.
Jon Flint: I mean, Dewald is the head of the largest private police department in Southern California. I mean, he works with us! With the L.A.P.D. Hell, with the governor's office! Everybody loves him.
Det. Sgt. William 'Billy' Rosewood: He's even getting an award tonight from the National Association of Security Agencies.
Jon Flint: Axel, it's understandable that you're distraught and-and looking for justice, and not to mention revenge. But, isn't it just possible that you - that you want it so much, that you saw your killer in a man who bore a slight resemblance?
Det. Sgt. William 'Billy' Rosewood: Hell, we run into this all the time in police work, Axel.
Axel: Where's Dewald getting that award tonight?
Jon Flint: Axel, don't.
Axel: Hey Flint, your friend Dewald is foul, okay? I know he's foul and I'm goin' down to this award show tonight and I'm gonna put some pressure on him and maybe I'll panic him into doing something stupid.
Det. Sgt. William 'Billy' Rosewood: Axel, if you go to that dinner tonight... I'm going with you.
Axel: Then pick me up at the Sunset Motel.

Axel: [Before commencing a raid] Everybody ready here? Nobody need to take a nervous piss or nothing?

Axel: [Axel is dangling from a rope outside of the passenger cart of the broken Spider ride] Hi! See this rope? We're gonna try slide down this rope all the way to the ground.
Scared Boy: We are?
Axel: We're gonna try!

Orrin Sanderson: Our head of security has confirmed your identity with the Detroit police. But neither they, nor I, understand what you're doing at Wonder World.
Axel: I told you, I was investigating a crime. I think I'm in the right place because I've been here for ten minutes and already been shot at!

Axel: Is this the illegal chop shop, one of them illegal places where they chop up cars? Coz I got a Buick out here belonging to my wife and I wanna get the shit chopped up, because the bitch ain't been acting right, y'know what I mean?