Emilio Estevez credited as playing...
Gordon Bombay
- Coach Bombay: Haven't you guys been training in the off-season?
- Lester Averman: You know, I knew we forgot something.
- Russ Tyler: Yeah, high-five some more. Man, my little brother could score on these guys.
- Jesse: Man, why don't you go and bother him, then?
- Russ Tyler: Haha, I ain't even got a little brother.
- Coach Bombay: Hey, Jesse. Quit gabbin' and get out there on the ice. Show me you want it, son. Let's go.
- Russ Tyler: Yeah, show us you want it, son. Let's go!
- Coach Bombay: Hans couldn't make it?
- Jan: Now don't get me started with that strudel-head. He went back to the old country. He wanted to see our mother. She loved him more, you know.
- Coach Bombay: [Bombay is eating ice cream with the Iceland trainer, Maria] I thought Iceland was covered with ice.
- María: No, it's very green!
- Coach Bombay: I thought Greenland was green!
- María: Greenland is covered with ice, and Iceland is very nice!
- Jan: I see you met my new apprentice.
- Charlie: Jan told me you did this job when you were my age.
- Coach Bombay: That's right, and I hope he pays you more than he paid me.
- Charlie: You got paid?
- Jan: Eat, everybody, before the hasenpfeffer gets cold.
- Coach Bombay: I've had a lot of distractions since I've been here in L.A.
- [holds up a cardboard cutout of himself]
- Coach Bombay: This is a distraction.
- [the Ducks snigger. Bombay lights a match and throws it into a barrel]
- Coach Bombay: This is a fire-in-a-barrel.
- [places the cutout in the barrel]
- Coach Bombay: This is a distraction-in-a-fire-in-a-barrel. Any questions?
- Coach Bombay: [as he and Coach Stansson are playing hockey against each other] One more post and you go home crying. By the way, Stanson, you owe me a beachball.
- Adam: [Sanderson slashes Adam] Aaaaaaah!
- [the Ducks scream at the referee for a penalty call]
- Coach Bombay: Sit down. Sit down. Sit down. Hey ref, why don't you call something for crying out loud? He almost took his arm off!
- Referee at Games: [sends Sanderson to the penalty box] That'll be two minutes.
- Olalf Sanderson: Two minutes well worth it.
- Ken Wu: Get in the box, you big goon!
- Coach Bombay: We have a goalie, Goldberg.
- Goldberg: Alright, bring 'em, man! I'm ready for this. Show 'em what you got. I'm the man! I'm the man!
- [falls into leg split]
- Goldberg: Ohh! Uh. Uh, help.
- Charlie: [of Team USA's jerseys] That's nice, Coach, but we're Ducks. This stuff says "Hendrix" all over it.
- Coach Bombay: Well, yeah, they're our sponsors, Charlie.
- Charlie: So what? Can't we be U.S.A. Ducks? Or at least keep our own colors?
- Coach Bombay: It's business stuff, Charlie. Don't worry about it.
- Portman: [as he takes the ice] Showtime!
- Coach Bombay: That guy's a teenager?
- Portman: [singing] Don't you know that everything's on fire?
- Don Tibbles: Uh, yeah, hormones.
- Coach Bombay: He's a goon!
- Coach Bombay: What it is, it's a loafer. And we'll call it the Air-Bombay Loafer; "For kids who want to coach!"
- Coach Bombay: Well, coaching the Ducks was one of the best things in my life, but I can't make a living coaching Pee Wee hockey.
- Jan: Where there's a way, there must be a will. My hockey suppliers tell me Team U.S.A. is still without a coach for the Junior Goodwill Games.
- Coach Bombay: Sounds great. Give 'em a call for me, Jan. Maybe I can sharpen their skates.
- Jan: Don't knock skate sharpening.
- Coach Bombay: I know. It's a great skill, Jan, but i don't want to spend the rest of my life sharpening skates in this rinky-dink town. I want something better. Something bigger.
- Coliseum Reporter: Coach Bombay, the Vikings from Iceland are the heavy favorite. Their coach has already guaranteed victory. How are you gonna handle them?
- Coach Bombay: Um... hard work. I think our team is ready to go up against the best in the world. We're not worried about 'em. Iceland may be tough, but, uh... we're Team U.S.A. and we're going all the way.
- Coach Bombay: We haven't formally met. I'm Gordon Bombay, coach of Team U.S.A.
- Wolf Stansson: I know my competition. I know you.
- Coach Bombay: Yeah, but do you know the real me?
- Wolf Stansson: You're full of confidence. Cocky. American. I like that. It will make our triumph even more enjoyable.
- Michele MacKay: [when the team doesn't show up] I canceled their practice.
- Coach Bombay: What are you talking about? Where are they?
- Michele MacKay: They needed a day off. Trust me.
- Coach Bombay: I need 'em here to practice!
- Michele MacKay: Well, they need to rest. You've been running those children ragged. They can barely stay awake in class. They're calling you Captain Blood.
- Coach Bombay: I am preparing these kids for battle. Can you understand that? We win the gold, we go on to bigger things.
- Michele MacKay: Bigger things?
- Coach Bombay: That's right!
- Michele MacKay: Please! Gordon, it's a game! You said it yourself. Games should be fun. Remember?
- Julie Gaffney: I want to play. When do I get my chance?
- Coach Bombay: Well, Julie, Goldberg's on a hot streak. I got to stick with him as long as we're winning.
- Julie Gaffney: I understand, but I left my team in Maine to show the world what I can do.
- Coach Bombay: Well, you will show the world, okay? I promise.