Vincent LaRusso credited as playing...
Banks
- Lester Averman: Aw, I smell something.
- Lester Averman, Goldberg, Jesse, Charlie, Adam: Goldberg!
- Goldberg: It wasn't me!
- Portman: [proudly] No, it was me!
- Adam: [Sanderson slashes Adam] Aaaaaaah!
- [the Ducks scream at the referee for a penalty call]
- Coach Bombay: Sit down. Sit down. Sit down. Hey ref, why don't you call something for crying out loud? He almost took his arm off!
- Referee at Games: [sends Sanderson to the penalty box] That'll be two minutes.
- Olalf Sanderson: Two minutes well worth it.
- Ken Wu: Get in the box, you big goon!
- Michele: I'm Michele McKay, their tutor.
- Gordon Bombay: I'm Coach Bombay, their... coach.
- Banks: So, why do we need a tutor?
- [Other players mutter protest]
- Portman: I don't need no school!
- Goldberg: Now, Ms. McKay, we're America's team, here. Shouldn't we all just be concentrating on hockey? May I suggest optional attendance?
- [the rest of the players show their agreement]
- Michele: Well, that's not a bad idea...
- Goldberg: Call me Goldberg.
- Michele: Goldberg... yes, school will be optional.
- [Players cheer]
- Michele: HOWEVER, however, should you not attend, then you'll not be eligible to play.