Michael Tucker credited as playing...
Tibbles
- Portman: [as he takes the ice] Showtime!
- Coach Bombay: That guy's a teenager?
- Portman: [singing] Don't you know that everything's on fire?
- Don Tibbles: Uh, yeah, hormones.
- Coach Bombay: He's a goon!
- Don Tibbles: [after Team USA loses to Iceland] Twelve to one, huh? Twelve to one. You think Hendrix is interested in backing a loser?
- [to someone walking by]
- Don Tibbles: Hey, how are ya?
- [to Gordon]
- Don Tibbles: You're only good to us if you win.
- Coach Bombay: Don, I'm... I've... I...
- Don Tibbles: I've been good to you, man. I gave ya a real shot. A real shot to be somebody and this is how you repay me.
- Coach Bombay: We just didn't have the magic tonight.
- Don Tibbles: Well, you better get the damn magic and you better get it fast or I'm out of a job, and you're on your way back to Palookaville, Minnesota shoveling snow and sharpening skates. Have a nice night.
- Don Tibbles: Today, it's Wheaties boxes. Tomorrow, it's video games, action figures. The sky's the limit.