Rosie O'Donnell credited as playing...
Sheila
- Sheila Kingston: You took off your clothes in his office? I could never do that, you know. Even at home, I take off my clothes in the bathroom and then I jump into bed real quick... which is kinda wierd because I live alone.
- Sheila Kingston: I'll catch you later, I gotta get a bikini wax.
- Fred Lavery: Ugh! Just stop telling me about that disgusting female stuff. No wonder you were never married.
- Sheila Kingston: I have PMS too, do you know that?
- Fred Lavery: Ay!
- Sheila Kingston: Sometimes I bloat...
- Fred Lavery: Nnnn!
- Sheila Kingston: weight gain...
- Fred Lavery: Hey!
- Sheila Kingston: temporary water build-up...
- Fred Lavery: Aah!
- Sheila Kingston: I hate to tell you this Fred, I clot...
- Fred Lavery: Ay ye ye!
- Sheila Kingston: heavy flow days...
- Fred Lavery: Eeh!
- Fred Lavery: Why are you busting our chops like this?
- Hotel manager: Well, I'll tell you. I hate cops an awful lot.
- Sheila Kingston: [under her breath] I'm gonna kill him.
- Fred Lavery: And it doesn't matter that this is a life-and-death issue?
- Hotel manager: Nope.
- Fred Lavery: Well, do you want us to bribe you with money?
- Hotel manager: Nope.
- Sheila Kingston: You wanna see me naked?
- Hotel manager: Now that's an idea!
- Tommy Miller: May I do my specialty?
- Sheila Kingston: Ah, no, I don't really feel like having my toes sucked right now.
- Sheila Kingston: Listen, I've had my share of bad times with men, okay? Some are a**holes, Elliot is not. If we don't cultivate the good ones, there aren't going to be any.
- Sheila Kingston: Our back-up finally arrived. Late. Must have been a line up at Dunkin Donuts. We got the diamonds, the bad guys got away. All we know, one of them had a bad cold.
- Sheila Kingston: How do you decide you wanna be a dominatrix? What, do you wake up one day and go, "Hey, I feel like being bossy"?
- Fred Lavery: Read her her rights and make sure she understands them.
- Sheila Kingston: [mocking Nina's accent] You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and vill be used against you...
- Sheila Kingston: Maybe if you spiced up your sex life a little you wouldn't be divorced.
- Fred Lavery: What do you mean? I spiced it up plenty. Many's the time I let the wife get on top.
- All-tied-up shop clerk: You know a lot of people feel a little nervous about this whole submissive/dominant thing at first, but, you know, really the submissive person is always in control. All you have to do is give your partner a little control word, like "yellow."
- Sheila Kingston: Yellow... Y'ello! Fred!
- Sheila Kingston: But isn't there a happy medium. You know, like, I tie you up one night, you tie me up the next night?