- Callum Chance: [last lines post titles] You're a funny man Mr. Taylor... but I've met funnier.
- [darkly]
- Callum Chance: And So Will You
- Callum Chance: When the wheel of fortune spins, an ancient game of chance begins, but who could know or guess the rules, adrift upon the ship of fools.
- The Funny Man: What are YOU doing in my house?
- The Psychic Commando: Me just shit in your bed.
- The Funny Man: You did WHAT?
- The Psychic Commando: You no see how the atmosphere nice now?
- The Funny Man: You dirty cow.
- The Funny Man: BLIND, is it you think I am?
- The Hard Man: What?
- The Funny Man: Do you think I don't know what's been going on behind my back?
- The Hard Man: There's nothing going on behind your back.
- The Funny Man: I take the pair of you; day on night, night on day!
- The Hard Man: I don't know what you're talking about.
- The Funny Man: I lie awake at night crying. Crying into my pillow.
- The Hard Man: Yeah? Well, I'm very sorry to hear that.
- The Funny Man: ...and her kids, screaming. Screaming, they are.
- The Hard Man: Look, alright, I think I get the point.
- The Funny Man: No, but you don't, see?
- The Hard Man: But I do.
- The Funny Man: No, but you don't get the point.
- The Hard Man: But I do.
- The Funny Man: No, but you don't get THE point.
- The Hard Man: Oh, but I do. I get THE point.
- The Funny Man: Do you?
- The Hard Man: Yeah.
- The Funny Man: [relieved] Yeah?
- The Hard Man: Oh yes.
- The Funny Man: [aggressive] Yeah?
- The Hard Man: Yeah.
- The Funny Man: [extinguishes cigarette] Yeah?
- The Hard Man: C'mon then.
- The Funny Man: Big hard man, are you?
- The Hard Man: Bigger than you.
- The Funny Man: Calling me short, are you?
- The Hard Man: Yeah, c'mon then.
- The Funny Man: You want a bit, do you?
- [headbutts him]
- The Funny Man: Now see, you still don't get the point.
- The Hard Man: I do.
- The Funny Man: No, you don't... because I've got the point here.
- [picks up a high-heeled shoe]
- The Funny Man: THIS is the point.
- [stabs him in the eye repeatedly with the shoe heel]
- The Hard Man: Point taken.
- Jammie Taylor: Where are you going
- [last lines]
- Harry Taylor: None of your business
- Jammie Taylor: Well don't go off talking to any strange men
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