Cheech Marin credited as playing...
Banzai
- Banzai: [In the hyenas' lair, Banzai slouches with claw marks on his rear] Man, that lousy Mufasa... I won't be able to sit for a *week!*
- Ed the Hyena: [laughs, but also tries his best to conceal it from time to time] Eh-hee-hee-hee. Heh-heheheheheheheheheh...
- Banzai: [Glares at Ed and bares his teeth with impatience] It's not funny, Ed.
- Ed the Hyena: [Cups his paws over his mouth then bursts into hysterical laughter, spitting as his tongue lofts out of his mouth] BA-HA-HA-HAAAA! HA-AH-AH-AH-AH!
- [Inhales deeply]
- Banzai: Hey, shut up!
- Ed the Hyena: AH-HA-HO! HO-HO-HO-HO!
- Banzai: [Bares his teeth] Grrrrrr...
- [as Ed continues to laugh, Banzai barks and pounces on Ed, abruptly ending his laughing. The two commence a brief fight]
- Shenzi: [Rolls her eyes and turns to the two yelping and rolling atop each other aggressively] Will you knock it off?
- Banzai: [ed appears to be chewing on Banzai's leg; Banzai sits up] Well, he started it!
- [It is now obvious that Ed is chewing his own leg repeatedly]
- Shenzi: Look at you guys! No wonder we're dangling at the bottom of the food chain!
- Banzai: [a string of drool dangles from his chin] Man, I hate dangling...
- Shenzi: [Scoffs] Yeah? You know, if it weren't for those lions, we'd be *runnin'* the joint.
- [Ed nods idiotically]
- Banzai: Man, I *hate* lions!
- Shenzi: [Grumbles] So pushy...
- Banzai: And hairy...
- Shenzi: [Smiles] Stinky...
- Banzai: [Grins] And man are they...
- Banzai, Shenzi: [Elongated use of the 'u'] U-GLY!
- [both laugh hysterically]
- [Timon and Zazu are cornered by hyenas]
- Timon: Please don't eat me.
- Pumbaa: Drop 'em!
- Banzai: Hey, who's the pig?
- Pumbaa: Are you talkin' to me?
- Timon: Uh-oh. He called him a pig.
- Pumbaa: Are you talkin' to me?
- Timon: Shouldn't have done that.
- Pumbaa: Are you talkin' to me?
- Timon: Now they're in for it.
- Pumbaa: They call me Mr. Pig!
- [screams as he charges towards the hyenas]
- Shenzi: Well, well, well, Banzai, what have we got here?
- Banzai: Hmm, I don't know Shenzi uh, what do you think Ed?
- Ed the Hyena: Oo ehehe, oh hahahaha
- Banzai: Yeah, just what I was thinking, a trio of trespassers.
- Zazu: And quite by accident let me assure you...
- Shenzi: Whoa, whoa, wait wait. I know you, you're Mufasa's little stooge.
- Zazu: I madame, am the king's majordomo.
- Banzai: And that would make you...?
- Young Simba: The future King!
- Shenzi: Do you know what we do to kings who step out of their kingdom?
- Young Simba: Puh, you can't do anything to me.
- Zazu: Uh-uh, technically they can, we are on their land.
- Young Simba: But Zazu, you told me they are nothing but slobbery, mangy stupid poachers.
- Zazu: Ix-nay on the upid-stay...
- Banzai: Who you callin' upid-stay?
- Scar: Surely we lions are not all that bad.
- Shenzi: Oh, Scar. It's just you.
- Shenzi: We were afraid it was somebody important.
- Banzai: Yeah, you know, like Mufasa.
- Shenzi: Yeah.
- Scar: I see.
- Banzai: Now that's power!
- Shenzi: Tell me about it. I just hear that name and I shudder.
- Banzai: Mufasa!
- Shenzi: Ooooh! Do it again!
- Banzai: Mufasa!
- Shenzi: Ooooh!
- Banzai: Mufasa! Mufasa! Mufasa!
- Shenzi: Ooooh!
- [breaks into laughter]
- Shenzi: It tingles me!
- Scar: I'm surrounded by idiots.
- Banzai: Yeah, be prepared. We'll be prepared. For what?
- Scar: For the death of the king.
- Banzai: Why, is he sick?
- Scar: No, fool, we're going to kill him. And Simba, too.
- Shenzi: Great idea. Who needs a king?
- Banzai, Shenzi: [singing and dancing around Ed] No king, no king, la la la la la la...
- Scar: Idiots! There will be a king!
- Banzai: Hey, but you said...
- Scar: I will be king! Stick with me, and you'll never go hungry again.
- Banzai, Shenzi: Yeah! All right! Long live the king!
- [other hyenas join in]
- Banzai, Shenzi: Long live the king! Long live the king!
- Banzai: Hey, Boss.
- Scar: Oh, what is it this time?
- Banzai: We got a bone to pick with you.
- Shenzi: I'll handle this. Scar, there's no food, no water.
- Banzai: Yeah. It's dinner time and we ain't got no stinking entrées.
- Scar: It's the lionesses' job to do the hunting.
- Banzai: Yeah, but they won't go hunt.
- Scar: Oh... Eat Zazu.
- Zazu: Oh, you wouldn't want me. I'd be so tough and gamey and...
- Scar: Oh, Zazu, don't be ridiculous. All you need is a little garlic.
- Shenzi: What's the hurry? We'd love you to stick around for dinner.
- Banzai: Yeah. We could have whatever's "lion" around.
- Shenzi: Oh wait, wait, wait. I got one, I got one. Make mine a "cub" sandwich. Whatcha think?
- [all laugh]
- Shenzi: [Ed points]
- Shenzi: What, Ed?
- Banzai: Hey, did we order this dinner to go?
- Shenzi: No, why?
- Banzai: 'Cause THERE IT GOES!
- Shenzi: Do you know what we do to kings who step out of their kingdom?
- Young Simba: Puh. You can't do anything to me.
- Zazu: Technically, they can. We are on their land.
- Young Simba: But Zazu, you told me they're nothing but slobbering, mangy, stupid poachers.
- Zazu: Ix-nay on the upid-stay.
- Banzai: Who are you callin' upid-stay?
- Zazu: My, my, my. Look at the sun. It's time to go!