Bug Hall credited as playing...
Alfalfa
- Alfalfa: I'm usually a lover, not a fighter, but in your case, I'm willing to make an exception!
- [punches Butch and he falls in the mud]
- Stymie: You're not thinkin' about Darla, are ya?
- Alfalfa: No, of course not.
- George "Spanky" McFarland: Good.
- Alfalfa: I wonder if she's not thinking of me, too?
- Alfalfa: Is Spanky home?
- Spanky's Dad: Sorry, Alfalfa. Spanky isn't here.
- Alfalfa's Dad: I'm sorry, Spanky, Alfalfa's not here.
- George "Spanky" McFarland: Darn.
- Alfalfa: Darn.
- Alfalfa: Everything's working out perfectly. The guys are at the swimming hole, and I'm home with a tooth ache. Nothing could possibly go wrong.
- George "Spanky" McFarland: [during the Go-Cart Derby] You snot wads stole our racer!
- Butch: Finders keepers, losers suck!
- Alfalfa: Ahhh - bite me!
- A.J. Ferguson: [to Spanky] Ah, the strong, silent type, eh?
- Alfalfa: Don't take this personal, lady, but my pal's real disappointed.
- A.J. Ferguson: Ohh! What's the matter, sugar pie?
- George "Spanky" McFarland: Well, we were just kinda hopin' that... A.J. Ferguson was gonna give us the trophy.
- A.J. Ferguson: Well, boys, today's your lucky day.
- [takes off patch on her suit, revealing her name "A.J. Ferguson"]
- A.J. Ferguson: 'Cause that's exactly who I am!
- George "Spanky" McFarland: [shocked] You're the best driver there is!
- A.J. Ferguson: Well, thank you very much! You didn't do so bad yourself!