Kevin Jamal Woods credited as playing...
Stymie
- Mr. Welling: [Stymie and Spanky go into a bank trying to get a loan disguised as two Amish men] What is your account...
- [looks up and pauses]
- Mr. Welling: number?
- George "Spanky" McFarland: Uh, seven.
- Mr. Welling: [uncertain] Seven?... seven?
- Billy "Froggy" Laughlin: [is under Spanky to hold him up] Try eight.
- George "Spanky" McFarland: Eight?
- Mr. Welling: [still uncertain, the turns stern] Heard enough.
- Mr. Welling: [pulls their fake beards and lets them go hitting Stymie and Spanky in their faces]
- Mr. Welling: If you were *my* kids, I'd punish you.
- Stymie: If we were *your* kids, we'd punish ourselves!
- Mr. Welling: [desperate for them to leave] Leave the premises posthaste!
- George "Spanky" McFarland: You can't treat people like this, Mister!
- Mr. Welling: You're not people, you're kids.
- [as Spanky and Stymie leave, two actual Amish men are walking in]
- Stymie: [to the two Amish men] Good luck!
- George "Spanky" McFarland: Howdy, Mister. Me and my buddies have to build a new clubhouse.
- Stymie: We have buy some lumber.
- Lumberyard Clerk: What kind?
- Stymie: Wood!
- Stymie: You're not thinkin' about Darla, are ya?
- Alfalfa: No, of course not.
- George "Spanky" McFarland: Good.
- Alfalfa: I wonder if she's not thinking of me, too?
- Stymie: I... Stymie... Member in good standing of the He-Man Woman Haters Club... Do solemnly swear to be a he-man and hate women and not play with them or talk to them unless I have to. And especially: never fall in love, and if I do may I die slowly and painfully and suffer for hours - or until I scream bloody murder.
- [about Spanky and Alfalfa's friendship]
- Stymie: You're a team, like Bert and Ernie, Superman and Clark Kent, Milli and Vanilli.