David Arquette credited as playing...
- Dude: How'd you fare with that little number the other night?
- Nixer: Oh, I got the muff punt.
- Dude: Should've at least tea bagged her.
- Nixer: Tea bag her? What's that?
- Dude: It's when you drop one of your nads in and out her mouth.
- [they both laugh]
- Dude: Get the big part?
- Nixer: Nearly had her going.
- Donna: Are you sure she didn't have you going?
- Nixer: Only below the belly button.
- Donna: What?
- Nixer: Don't worry, I let it drain into my boot.
- Nixer: [Dude has just combed an enormous amount of grease into his hair in the bathroom of the rollerskating rink] Little dab'll do ya.
- Dude: Hell on wheels.
- [laughs]
- Nixer: [Dude has just combed an enormous amount of grease into his hair] Little dab'll do ya.
- Dude: Hell on wheels.
- [laughs]
- Teddy: You burned my girlfriend's hair off, Dude. Now she's wearin' a fuckin' wig.
- [pauses then yells]
- Teddy: She looks like an old lady!
- Dude: I thought she was your old lady.
- [Nixer laughs]
- Dude: I'll tell you what, you bring her over here, take off that wig. Daddy'll give her a free spit shine.
- [spits then rings the bell on counter]
- Dude: [Nixer jumps into Dude's car after hitting on Wanda] Get the big part?
- Nixer: Hey, I nearly had her goin'.
- Donna: Are you sure she didn't have you going?
- Nixer: Only below the belly button.
- Donna: What?
- Nixer: Don't worry, I let it drain into my boots.
- Donna: Ecch!
- Sarge: Y'know, I'm so close to kickin' your ass right now, I can damn near taste it.
- Dude: It's got a bit of a whang to it, don't it?
- Teddy Leather: You burned my girlfriend's hair off, Dude. Now she's wearing a fucking wig. She looks like an old You burned my girlfriend's hair off, Dude. Now she's wearin' a fuckin' wig.
- [pauses then yells]
- Teddy Leather: She looks like an old lady!lady!
- Dude: I thought she was your old lady.
- [Nixer laughs]
- Dude: I'll tell you what, you bring her over here, take off that wig. Daddy'll give her a free spit shine. Ptoo.
- [rings bell on counter]
- Sarge: [speaking to Rookie after they have just pulled Dude over] You gotta be careful with these punks today. They're all packin' switchblades.
- [to Dude]
- Sarge: You carryin' a switchblade today, punk, huh? You packin' heat?
- Dude: Why don't you check up on your own son?
- Nixer: [Dude pulls a bottle out of his refrigerator] Throw me one of those, Dude.
- Dude: You couldn't catch a crab in a whorehouse.
- Nixer: [Dude pulls a bottle out of his refrigerator] Throw me one of those, Dude.
- Dude: You couldn't catch crabs in a whorehouse.
- Donna: You're very selfish, Dude. You don't give a damn about my dreams.
- Dude: Those are my dreams, Donna, not yours. Catch a ride with the tide.
- [starts engine and drives away]
- Dude: [Sarge approaches Dude's car after pulling him over] What's all the hubbub, bub?
- Dude: So whatcha ya gonna do?
- Nixer: Live out in the alleys with all the trash. People throw a lot of good things away.
- Dude: You're very selfish, Dude. You don't give a damn about my dreams.
- Dude: Those are my dreams, Donna, not yours. Catch a ride with the tide.
- [starts engine and drives away]
