Ewan McGregor credited as playing...
Alex Law
- [Juliet, Alex and David are about to dispose of Hugo's body by rendering it unidentifiable]
- Juliet Miller: I can't do it.
- Alex Law: But Juliet, you're a doctor. You kill people every day.
- Alex Law: [to the Goth girl] When you get up in the morning, how do you decide what shade of black to wear?
- Master of Ceremonies: Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention please. First of all may I thank you all for coming along tonight and supporting our appeal to raise funds for the sick children's unit.
- Alex Law: You didn't tell me that this was for children. I hate children. I'd raise money to have the little fuckers put down. I want me money back!
- Alex Law: So tell me, Cameron, just tell me because I'd like to know, what on earth could make you think that we would want to share a flat like this with someone like you? I mean, my first impression, and they're rarely wrong, is that you have none of the qualities that we normally seek in a prospective flatmate. I'm talking here about things like presence, charisma, style and charm, and I don't think we're asking too much, I don't think we're being unreasonable. Take David here, for instance: a chartered accountant he may be, but at least he tries hard. The point is I don't think you're trying.
- Alex Law: And if you see I'm dying up there you'll call the police and tell them everything, right?
- Juliet Miller: Everything.
- Alex Law: Except that maybe it was his idea in the first place. Now that's important to me. I need to die misunderstood.
- Alex Law: They went up there alive and came back down dead! Did you notice that? The difference, I mean: alive, dead, dead, alive, that sort of thing? It wasn't difficult to spot. He killed them both.
- Alex Law: God, you two are sensitive! All I'm doing is implying some kind of ugly sordid sexual liaison. I'd be proud of that sort of thing.
- Alex Law: It's not every day I find a story in my own flat.
- Juliet Miller: It's not a story, Alex. It's a corpse.
- Alex Law: Look over there! It's Cameron!
- Juliet Miller: Who?
- Alex Law: Cameron. You remember Cameron.
- Juliet Miller: No, I don't.
- Alex Law: What's he doing here?
- Juliet Miller: That's not him.
- Alex Law: It is. Cameron! Cameron! Come on over here! Come on!
- Cameron: What?
- Alex Law: Nothing. We thought you were someone else. Good luck. (Cameron leaves.) I love that guy, but why does he have to follow us around?
- Alex Law: I'd like to ask you about your hobbies... Now when you sacrifice a goat and you rip its heart out with your bare hands, do you then summon hellfire? Or do you just send out for a pizza?
- David Stephens: It's a sick idea Alex. It's sick.
- Alex Law: Go ahead then, telephone. Telephone the police. Tell them it's a suitcase full of money and you don't want it.
- Juliet Miller: It's about me and David.
- Alex Law: Oh, the perfect couple, I should say.
- Juliet Miller: You mustn't take it so badly.
- Alex Law: Oh, don't worry. I'd do exactly the same thing, only I don't think I'm his type.
- Alex Law: Family? Family? Friends? Drugged-up wandering suicidal search of the self fuck-ups don't have families.
- [Alex is watching TV]
- Juliet Miller: Have you seen Hugo?
- Alex Law: No. Any idea which channel he's on?
- [Alex is complaining about hiding the money in the attic]
- Alex Law: I don't know why we couldn't just stuff it in a mattress, or under the floorboards like any other human being!
- Juliet Miller: Stop nagging, Alex.
- Alex Law: We coulda hid it in the fridge.