Kerry Fox credited as playing...
Juliet Miller
- [Juliet, Alex and David are about to dispose of Hugo's body by rendering it unidentifiable]
- Juliet Miller: I can't do it.
- Alex Law: But Juliet, you're a doctor. You kill people every day.
- David Stephens: You paid 500 pounds for this?
- Juliet Miller: That's what it cost, David.
- David Stephens: No, no, that's what you paid for it. 500 pounds is what you paid for it. We don't know how much it cost us yet. For you two to have a good time, we don't know the cost of that yet.
- Alex Law: And if you see I'm dying up there you'll call the police and tell them everything, right?
- Juliet Miller: Everything.
- Alex Law: Except that maybe it was his idea in the first place. Now that's important to me. I need to die misunderstood.
- David Stephens: Well, Brian McKinley, if you want to talk to my girlfriend you talk to me first. If you want to dance with her, then you apply in writing three weeks in advance or you're going to end up inside a fucking bin-bag. You didn't apply so you don't dance.
- Juliet Miller: Do you think you could try to be a little more forceful next time?
- Alex Law: It's not every day I find a story in my own flat.
- Juliet Miller: It's not a story, Alex. It's a corpse.
- Alex Law: Look over there! It's Cameron!
- Juliet Miller: Who?
- Alex Law: Cameron. You remember Cameron.
- Juliet Miller: No, I don't.
- Alex Law: What's he doing here?
- Juliet Miller: That's not him.
- Alex Law: It is. Cameron! Cameron! Come on over here! Come on!
- Cameron: What?
- Alex Law: Nothing. We thought you were someone else. Good luck. (Cameron leaves.) I love that guy, but why does he have to follow us around?
- [During the interviews for flat mates]
- Juliet Miller: So this affair you're not having - is it not with a man, or not with a woman?
- Juliet Miller: It's about me and David.
- Alex Law: Oh, the perfect couple, I should say.
- Juliet Miller: You mustn't take it so badly.
- Alex Law: Oh, don't worry. I'd do exactly the same thing, only I don't think I'm his type.
- [Alex is watching TV]
- Juliet Miller: Have you seen Hugo?
- Alex Law: No. Any idea which channel he's on?
- [Alex is complaining about hiding the money in the attic]
- Alex Law: I don't know why we couldn't just stuff it in a mattress, or under the floorboards like any other human being!
- Juliet Miller: Stop nagging, Alex.
- Alex Law: We coulda hid it in the fridge.
- Detective-Inspector McCall: In your work you must meet lots of different people every day. New people, new faces, no?
- Juliet Miller: Yes.
- Detective-Inspector McCall: What do you recognize most, names or faces?
- Juliet Miller: Diseases.
- Detective-Inspector McCall: Like recognizing criminals by their crimes.
- Juliet Miller: Alex, what are you doing?
- Alex Law: I'm just looking.
- Juliet Miller: Don't.
- Alex Law: Don't look?
- Juliet Miller: No.
- David Stephens: I'm finished!
- Alex Law: [giving him the hammer] Aye, but not quite!
- David Stephens: [looks over at the grave] Is that going to be deep enough?
- Alex Law: Don't worry about that.
- Juliet Miller: Is this necessary?
- David Stephens: Yes. Now, come on. All or nothing!
- Alex Law: How about we we draw lots for it? Whoever draws the short straw does it all. That way you either do it or you don't. All or nothing.
- Juliet Miller: OK. I can go with that.
- Alex Law: David?
- David Stephens: I don't know.
- Alex Law: Look, if I draw the short straw, I'll do it. But I'm not gonna do it just because you won't!