Aries Spears credited as playing...
Various • James Brown Jr. • Talkin' American Host • Airport controller • Bar Customer • Baseball Player • Bill Cosby • Billy Dee Williams • Black Michael Jackson • Eddie Murphy • El Diablo Negro • Friendly Neighborhood Person • Funeral Guest • G-Force • Harvey • Harvey Lachien • Jimmie Walker • Klumps • LL Cool J • Lawyer • Leon Quaid • Line-Up Guy #2 • Martin Luther King, Jr. • Mase • Security Guard • Self • Snoop Dogg • Spishak Commercial Dad • Tito Jackson • Tom • Uncle America • Walter Jr.
- Belma Buttons: Damn, this flight makes more stops than R. Kelly's limo in a preschool parking lot.
- Tovah McQueen: God bless Southwest Airlines, the ghetto bus of the sky.
- Dollar Bill Montgomery: We were supposed to get Dr. Bill Cosby here today, but instead we got this anonymous bitch.
- Rogaine Washington: Hey, hey, hey, I got a name. It's Rogaine. Rogaine Ephedra-Free Washington. Oh, and I'm not a bitch, I'm a ho. Bitch don't get paid.
- [while on the show "Malcolm X in the Middle"]
- Malcolm X: You wanna know what the worst part about childhood is? White people.
- Nautica Brown: And don't forget to buy my book, "Gone With the Wind... My Ass! Hollywood... and the White Man's Lies".
- Dollar Bill Montgomery: Damn, that's an angry bitch.