Corey Burton credited as playing...
Quint • Speedy the Snail • Anchorman • Captain Quint • Carlos Quint • Chromosone Quint • Claim-Jumper Quint • Clockwork Quint • Colliseum Quintius • Concierge Quint • Congo Quint • Consuelo Quint • Courteous Quint • Creepy Fortune Teller • Criminal Quint • Culinary Quint • Cusco Quint • Donny Gofigure • Fronk • Lion • Lloyd • Narrator • Schnitzel • Tornado's Father
- Quint: You, Santa Claus, want to give me, Criminal Quint, Christmas presents?
- Timon: [dressed as Santa Claus] Oh, yes, I've checked my list twice, and you've been an extra good criminal this year. Therefore, you deserve a lot of presents.
- Quint: But it's the middle of June!
- Timon: Is it?
- [looks at a calendar]
- Timon: Oh, you're right! It is! Well then, I guess I'll have to take these presents back then. Can't be giving them away early.
- Timon: [in an overlong trench coat] Good afternoon, sir! We would like to make you an offer... uh, er, I mean... I, a singular type human person... would like to make you an offer you can't refuse...
- Quint: Criminal Quint is busy.
- Timon: Wait! Don't shut us out! I mean, don't shut me, a singular type human person out... until you've seen... this!
- [displays a plunger]
- Quint: What is it?
- Timon: It is a toilet plunger. You know, to steal all that money people throw down the drain. And it can be yours for the low low introductory this-week-only price of uh... $1,290,000.
- Pumbaa: [from inside coat] ... in unmarked bills.
- [Timon kicks Pumbaa]
- Pumbaa: I mean, not in unmarked bills!
- [Timon kicks Pumbaa]
- Pumbaa: Oww! I mean, I didn't say anything!
- Timon: Uh... my stomach can talk?